evelyn russo

Your Daily Jury Duty
[no fair examining the evidence; verdict must be based on mugshot only]
The police say that Evelyn Russo was concealing a glass crack pipe inside her actual crack, but we'll be the judge of that (of her guilt, not her crack). TCPalm.com (Stuart, Fla.)
Posted By: Chuck - Fri Nov 07, 2008

Not quite Cincinnati quality but close. And, what's with the black shroud? Oh, yea, guilty just on'a'counta.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/07/08 at 10:52 AM
Guilty... and when she gets out she should move to Chattanooga.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/07/08 at 11:15 AM
Guilty. And just for fun they should put the pipe back in her crack and then paddle her.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/07/08 at 11:29 AM
La Battona stupida, Il vecchio tubo di incrinatura nel trucco di asino.
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/07/08 at 12:35 PM
avmayes you took the words right out of my mouth.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/07/08 at 12:41 PM
Maxx, Lei parla l'italiano?
I said: Guilty! Stupid Hooker, The Old Crack Pipe in the Ass Trick.
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/07/08 at 01:35 PM
avmayes - No I don't. But I have watched the Godfather 1 and 2 about a bazillion times and Godfather 3 a couple of times.

I looked up that phrase on google translator and it came back as

The Battona stupid, the old pipe cracking in trick donkey.

And I thought, yeah she's a jackass.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/07/08 at 03:05 PM
Old pipe cracking in trick donkey, indeed.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 11/07/08 at 03:57 PM
It looks like the "before" picture at a hair salon. And those people always look guilty.
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