Fecal Scoring System

Don't you wish that the Purina pet food company would issue a handy chart by which to grade your dog's poop? Well, your wish has come true!

Visit the hidden portion of this post, if you have a high tolerance for pictures of dog poop.

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Posted By: Paul - Thu Sep 25, 2008
Category: Animals, Pets, Dogs, Scatology, Excrement





Comments
Wow, I can almost smell those.
Posted by Freddie Freelance on 09/25/08 at 11:29 AM
Freddie--it's the futuristic smell-o-vision version of WEIRD UNIVERSE!
Posted by Paul on 09/25/08 at 11:33 AM
Again, considering my former career - I've seen worse...and in person.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 11:37 AM
Jules--I just knew you'd weigh in!
Posted by Paul on 09/25/08 at 11:38 AM
I couldn't resist smile None of this stuff grosses me out. Throw a clown or spider my way though and you'll hear a world class hissy fit!
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 12:01 PM
I have a dog. I see dog poop everyday. Doesn't gross me out. But I don't get the point of the card. question
Posted by DC on 09/25/08 at 12:19 PM
The point is that if your dogs excrement doesn't score high enough you must be feeding it the wrong food and should therefor switch to Purina.
There is some merrit (sp? too lazy to check) behind that, what goes in greatly affect what comes out, but that's not to say if your dog scores low that s/he didn't get into the trash or has some other kind of problem going on.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 12:25 PM
Jules - I'm right there with you. I can clean up after my dog & cat, as well as both of my kiddos with no problem. But I actually fell out of a chair the other night trying to get away from a wolf spider that was - I swear - at least 3 feet big!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/25/08 at 12:36 PM
Oh-my-god, would have died! big surprise
I have unfortunately encountered one of those while dog/house sitting. I called my dad to come get rid of it. Not kidding. He laughed at me.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 12:39 PM
Jules - when my oldest daughter was 18 months old, a wasp flew into the house. Like a wonderful rolleyes mother, I ran out of the room, leaving my poor daughter standing there with her grandparents wondering why mommy was screaming like a banshee! Another time, I had to call a neighbor to come to my house to get rid of a big fat spider. eeewwwwww
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/25/08 at 12:44 PM
DC--the quality of your dog's poop might be indicative of certain ailments or dietary concerns.
Posted by Paul on 09/25/08 at 12:48 PM
Paul -- I know. Isn't that obvious to anyone? That's why I don't get the point of the card. Would someone watch their have runny poop and not think there is anything wrong???
Posted by DC on 09/25/08 at 12:57 PM
KW: I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you smile
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 12:59 PM
I just three the yellow flag on my dog for looking embarrassed while pooping. 25 point penalty on the poop chart and 10 yards back on the neighbor's yard line.

Have we met the pun quota today?
Posted by Pablo on 09/25/08 at 01:07 PM
Just for Jules...

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Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 09/25/08 at 01:39 PM
i hate you raspberry
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 09/25/08 at 01:52 PM
Penalty for not naming the photoshopped creature! 25 points off your poop chart! One more penalty like that Kingmonkey and you're out of the game.
Posted by Pablo on 09/25/08 at 01:52 PM
kingmonkey - That kinda freaked me out. gulp
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 09/25/08 at 02:17 PM
Yeh! Talk about a crappy job!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 09/25/08 at 06:29 PM
Disclaimer: No dogs were actually fed Brand-X during the making of this chart.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/26/08 at 08:26 AM
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