Fire Alibi

This has to be one of the worst excuses ever.

The Pantagraph (Bloomington, Illinois) — Mar 2, 1955

Posted By: Alex - Sun Jan 03, 2016
Category: Accidents, 1950s





Comments
What a woman... So hot she'd not even notice a bit of fire raging in her bed.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/03/16 at 09:13 AM
Yeah, I bet she's a peach, staggering around setting stuff on fire and if you get close enough lovely cigarette and booze breath. shut eye
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/03/16 at 11:31 AM
Reminds me of the comment in the deadpool trailer: "He was up there when I got here"
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 01/03/16 at 01:05 PM
"Three little sentences to get you through life.
Number 1: Cover for me.
Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number 3: It was like that when I got here"
--Homer Simpson
Posted by crc in idaho on 01/05/16 at 11:25 AM
Not so dumb after all, that Homer.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/05/16 at 11:40 AM
27 years in the same job!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/05/16 at 12:30 PM
Gives credence to the saying A person will rise to their level of incompetence.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/05/16 at 04:57 PM
Looking at it again, she could be telling the truth. The only quote was "It was on fire when I got into bed" if she set the fire then climbed in...

Dumb but truthful.
Posted by crc in idaho on 01/06/16 at 04:29 PM
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