Futuristic Euro3plast Gnome

"A colored resin sculpture suitable for outdoor and indoor settings. In the luminescent version it acts as a 'dwarf guard' thanks to a luminous resin that absorbs light momentarily and then releases it for several hours, making it a small presence in the night." Available at Plust.it. According to Esquire, it only costs $340.

     Posted By: Alex - Sat Dec 21, 2013
     Category: Overpriced Merchandise

Wow! That's only €248.67 at today's exchange rate!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/21/13 at 10:41 AM
Show the woman in your life how much you love(?) her this year with the gift of a short, fat, glow-in-the-dark, uncircumcised dildo, that smiles at her.
Posted by Cindy on 12/21/13 at 03:00 PM
Why do I already like Cindy ???
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 12/21/13 at 04:20 PM
These look like bearded Schmoos to me.
Posted by Captain DaFt on 12/21/13 at 07:03 PM
Eh, a better link:
Posted by Captain DaFt on 12/21/13 at 07:07 PM
But I'll bet they're not as good eaten' as the shmoo was.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 12/21/13 at 11:49 PM
Ribbed for her pleasure. (the beard) :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 12/21/13 at 11:52 PM
I can tell you one thing now: if anyone puts one of these where it shines into my windows at night, I will apply it as Basil Fawlty applied one to O'Reilly.
And that's just when you're lucky, and I get to you first. It is an insult to Cthulhu, and if you attract his attention...
Posted by Richard Bos on 12/24/13 at 08:17 AM
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