GREATEST INVENTION EVER!

A blanket that absorbs flatulence! Ladies, we're saved! Unless, of course, he holds your head under the covers. Then there's just no hope for you.
     Posted By: Alex - Fri May 07, 2010
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there's a clip of the commercial at the link. wanna bet a woman invented this? :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/07/10 at 08:32 PM
Darn it , patty, I wanted to Post that one!
Posted by Professor Music on 05/07/10 at 08:37 PM
Am I the only one who would have issues with coughing up "3 easy payments of $39.99" for what is essentially a giant odor-eater? My thought is that if flatulence is such a problem; buy a normal pair of odor eaters, cut them to the right size and with a little duct tape, the problem can be solved for a whole lot less than $120.
Posted by Malk on 05/07/10 at 09:35 PM
sorry prof! love ya sweetie. 💋
you know malk, i know someone who quilts and your comment makes me think that she could put something functional together. :wow:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/07/10 at 09:44 PM
The Greeks have a saying which roughly translated is; Good night and may you fart all night.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 05/07/10 at 11:08 PM
Hmmm; make odor eater underoos and sell them for $80; a bargain when compared to that blanket.... We can be rich, riiiiiicccccchhhhhh, riiiiiiiiiccccccchhhhhhhhh (trails off with an evil scientist laugh)

on a side note (random thought) Most Mad Scientists are really Mad Engineers.
Posted by Malk on 05/07/10 at 11:30 PM
Patty, John is right. I've suffered from a few bouts of intestinal distress, myself. And I just admitted it on the internet for everyone to see... so much for running for President in 2012.
Posted by Nethie on 05/08/10 at 07:25 AM
California will surely require another better version of this with higher "emission" standards. :cheese:
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 05/08/10 at 11:10 AM
wait,i thought nocturnal emissions were an entirely different kind of bedtime pollution! :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/08/10 at 11:19 AM
My condolences mario ... my Mrs is seven years older and still wants it more than I do .. can you say "insatiable" .. I thought you could... Isn't four or five times a week enough after 19 years of marriage ??? Ladies ???
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 05/08/10 at 02:07 PM
um,no.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/08/10 at 02:47 PM
You're a "hard" woman to please patty .. oh wait .. that "wood" do it .. hehehehe :red:
Posted by ANON in Nowhere on 05/08/10 at 02:53 PM
tamara i'm guessing you and hubby are twenty-somethings. most of us here on wu are 40-somethings and up. the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. if you guys are our age then my hat's off to you sweetie! :wow:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/08/10 at 05:58 PM
i'm so sorry martel. i missed that link. please forgive me and all credit for this post is yours honey! :red:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 05/10/10 at 06:12 PM
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