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Happy Valentine’s Day

St. Valentine wishes you a Happy Valentine's Day!

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Posted By: Alex | Date: Tue Feb 14, 2012 | Number of Comments: 10
Category: Holidays
Comments
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
Today only, for $4,999.95 (+ Tax) you and the loved one of your choice can have a private 5 minute audience with this GENUINE RELIC. Who knows what miracles St. Valentine has in store just for you.

But... this offer is limited; hurry so you don't miss out on this once in a lifetime offer. To order on line go to http://www.vatican.co.it/StV-DayOffer. Or dial 1-666-GODTALK and mention "St. V-Day Offer" to the waiting operator.

All major credit cards accepted.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/14 at 06:19 AM
For that amount of cash, I'd just hire a few escort girls, some Champagne and have a fine time. (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!) cheese
Posted by KDP in Madill, OK on 02/14 at 08:12 AM
Very Truly WEIRD!! Thanks Alex! Happy valentine's day! gulp
Posted by Tyrusguy on 02/14 at 10:23 AM
It looks like something Indiana Jones would try to capture. Yes, Happy Valentines Day everyone. kiss
Posted by patty on 02/14 at 10:38 AM
"Honey, this year for a romantic Valentine's, I spent $5000 on you." [Wait for thrill of anticipation to hit]...
Posted by A Mindful Webworker in http://mindfulwebworks.com on 02/14 at 11:23 AM
Thanks for the special picture Patty. I hope that was washable body paint wink kiss
Posted by BrokeDad on 02/14 at 01:46 PM
It was permanent marker but nobody will see it there anyways. tongue rolleye
Posted by patty on 02/14 at 08:48 PM
I wanna see!!

Hay! Why can't I see.

You let BD see!

Since when does BD get to see and I don't get to see?

Ah... Come on, Patty, I wanna see too. I promise not to let anybody else see.

Can I see, too, please. I won't post it on Facebook or anywhere! Really!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/14 at 10:32 PM
Awww, you make a girl blush darlin'. kiss
Posted by patty on 02/15 at 12:09 AM
Poor old Valentine, his body has been spread across the world; well it probably isn't his, but damn aren't Christians a weird bunch?
Posted by dumbledoor in Hell on 02/15 at 02:02 AM
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