Happy Valentine’s Day

St. Valentine wishes you a Happy Valentine's Day!

     Posted By: Alex - Tue Feb 14, 2012
     Category: Holidays

Today only, for $4,999.95 (+ Tax) you and the loved one of your choice can have a private 5 minute audience with this GENUINE RELIC. Who knows what miracles St. Valentine has in store just for you.

But... this offer is limited; hurry so you don't miss out on this once in a lifetime offer. To order on line go to http://www.vatican.co.it/StV-DayOffer. Or dial 1-666-GODTALK and mention "St. V-Day Offer" to the waiting operator.

All major credit cards accepted.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/14/12 at 08:19 AM
For that amount of cash, I'd just hire a few escort girls, some Champagne and have a fine time. (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!) :cheese:
Posted by KDP on 02/14/12 at 10:12 AM
Very Truly WEIRD!! Thanks Alex! Happy valentine's day! :gulp:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 02/14/12 at 12:23 PM
It looks like something Indiana Jones would try to capture. Yes, Happy Valentines Day everyone. 💋
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/14/12 at 12:38 PM
"Honey, this year for a romantic Valentine's, I spent $5000 on you." [Wait for thrill of anticipation to hit]...
Posted by A Mindful Webworker on 02/14/12 at 01:23 PM
Thanks for the special picture Patty. I hope that was washable body paint 😉 💋
Posted by BrokeDad on 02/14/12 at 03:46 PM
It was permanent marker but nobody will see it there anyways. 😝
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/14/12 at 10:48 PM
I wanna see!!

Hay! Why can't I see.

You let BD see!

Since when does BD get to see and I don't get to see?

Ah... Come on, Patty, I wanna see too. I promise not to let anybody else see.

Can I see, too, please. I won't post it on Facebook or anywhere! Really!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/15/12 at 12:32 AM
Awww, you make a girl blush darlin'. 💋
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/15/12 at 02:09 AM
Poor old Valentine, his body has been spread across the world; well it probably isn't his, but damn aren't Christians a weird bunch?
Posted by dumbledoor on 02/15/12 at 04:02 AM
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