How to kiss a girl

Whatever you do, don't kiss a girl unless she uses Listerated Pepsin Gum, the chewing gum that makes it safe to kiss!

     Posted By: Alex - Tue Sep 09, 2014
     Category: Love & Romance

Ha! So that's why things haven't been going well these past few years decades.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/09/14 at 11:10 AM
I heard that kissing a girl makes a baby. Is that gum some sort of birth control?
Posted by KDP on 09/09/14 at 11:43 AM
Only when used correctly.

Step 1: Remove a single stick from the package.
Step 2: Place the stick on the inside of the right knee.
Step 3: Cover gum on right knee with left knee
Step 4: Hold gum in place until safely alone.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/09/14 at 11:46 AM
Poor Joseph, having his (very!) good name dragged through the mud by such hucksters.
Posted by Richard Bos on 09/09/14 at 04:58 PM
Bet it doesn't prevent herpes.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/09/14 at 09:36 PM
Now you tell me.
Posted by Harvey on 09/09/14 at 11:53 PM
So if she's not a listerated pepsin gum lady, does that mean we run for the hills, or skip to Step 2?
Posted by Harvey on 09/10/14 at 12:01 AM
He got taller and taller and taller. Or did she shrink?
Posted by Sunny on 09/12/14 at 08:06 PM
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