Jack van Impe

     Posted By: Paul - Tue Nov 04, 2014
     Category: Drugs | Music | Rants, Warnings, Jeremiads, Prophecies and Cassandra-like Figures | Sexuality | Public Indecency | Teenagers | Bohemians, Beatniks, Hippies and Slackers | Conspiracy Theories and Theorists | 1960s | 1970s

Sex on under the sun? Can I get a HALLELUJAH!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/04/14 at 10:31 AM
Yes, of course rock started in Russia! Who could ever forget Boris and the Bolsheviks singing their greatest hit "I want to hold your Balalaika"!
Posted by Rocket J. Squirrel on 11/04/14 at 11:18 AM
"Rock music was developed in Russia." Does that mean that Pat Boone and Elvis were really spying for the Soviets?

My mother used to say the same things that this clown is spouting. She thought that every song was about drugs.
Posted by KDP on 11/04/14 at 11:23 AM
"She thought that every song was about drugs."
I hope you set her straight, "No Mom, They're all about getting laid! Why do you think it's called 'Rock and Roll'. and 'Pop' music?"
Posted by Captain DaFt on 11/04/14 at 07:54 PM
I wonder if this guy ever got laid, or was he lusting after his teenage church members? There is no doubt that Rock and Roll music was a evil commie mind control plot to convert American youth into drug crazed, atheist, liberal, open minded democrats or independents who liked having sex in the great out of doors. Only the Russian Marxist communists could come up with such an original idea to subvert the democratic countries immoral youth. Wait,that was me!
Posted by Gator Guy on 11/04/14 at 08:37 PM
Kick out the jams!
Posted by Cougar Allen on 11/04/14 at 09:03 PM
P.S. You might want to turn down the volume for the first few seconds of that song, depending on where you are.
Posted by Cougar Allen on 11/04/14 at 09:05 PM
It's a shame that we can't just take all of our whack-a-doodles, and all of their (whomever "they" may be) whack-a-doodles, and put them on a very small island in the middle of a very big ocean.
Posted by Omar Schmidlap on 11/05/14 at 05:32 PM
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