Jesus Military Action Figure

First he came as the lamb. He returns as the Military Man of Action!



Available on Amazon. It's part of a set that includes Biker Jesus, Soccer Jesus, and Surfer Jesus.





     Posted By: Alex - Sat Nov 16, 2013
     Category: Religion





Comments
I don´t care if it rains or freezes,
´long as I got my plastic Jesus,
sittin´on the dashboard of my car.....
Posted by F.U.D. on 11/16/13 at 10:06 AM
They remind me of "Buddy Christ" from the film Dogma. :lol: :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 11/16/13 at 10:17 AM
The greatest biblical hero, GI Jesus is there. GI Jesus!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/16/13 at 10:27 AM
No Superhero Jeebus ??? pffffffffffttttt 😛
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 11/16/13 at 10:35 AM
Hey Patty! If we combine your idea with the Johnny seven OMA. We get, G.I. Jesus TMA (Three Man Army) Comes as a three piece set! The Father, The Son and last but not least The Holy Ghost! He'll scare the hell right outta ya! :lol:
We could ask Mr. Altergott to draw and Mr.DiFilippo to write and we'd have a pretty good comic book! Excuse Me, Graphic Novel. :lol: :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 11/16/13 at 01:31 PM
Several comics if we do Super Jesus, Bat Jesus and of course;

Spider Jesus,
Spider Jesus,
Does whatever a Messiah pleases,
Walks on water
then makes it into wine,
brings back the dead
and makes them feel fine.
Hallelujah its Spider Jesus! :cheese:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/16/13 at 11:57 PM
I'd make some crack about equal time for a profit (that will remain nameless) but then I'd get fatwaed for life!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/17/13 at 05:56 AM
I want a moneylender-whipping one...
Posted by Richard Bos on 11/17/13 at 08:33 AM
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