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In the rural Florida panhandle, Mr. Land Ford Jones was charged with domestic assault, and the best defense he could think of for her cuts and bruises was that, hey, she rammed her head into the refrigerator over and over, and what's a poor guy supposed to do? Northwest Florida Daily News
     Posted By: Chuck - Tue Oct 28, 2008
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Ever been up that'a way? You know Perry is located up there so it sure could!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/28/08 at 09:32 AM
Hey, amayes... I see your home state is representin' again today!

Steve K - my sister and brother-in-law teach school. My BIL's first year teaching, he taught in the ghetto. He had a student named Clydelandryus. No lie. Dad's name was Clyde. Mom's name was Landry. And Us made her. I wish I could make that kind of crap up.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 10/28/08 at 11:24 AM
I had a friend who's parents did that with all their kids last names. The mother never changed her name so all their kids got a combination of mom & dad rather than hyphenating. It actually worked out well.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/28/08 at 11:27 AM
I would suspect that an entire blog could be made from the poor choices parents make for their kid's names. Most famous ones I've heard are

Orangejello
Lemonjello
Nosmoking
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/28/08 at 11:38 AM
amayes614 - good god, where the hell did you go to high school?!?
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/28/08 at 12:29 PM
in TB?
Tuberculosis?
😉
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/28/08 at 01:38 PM
Big Gary - Please add Candy to the list of stripper names. We use that term up here too 😊
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/29/08 at 09:48 AM
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