lori smith

Your Daily Jury Duty
["In America, a person is presumed innocent until the mug shot is released"]
It couldn't be that Lori Smith of Brooksville, Fla., would be guilty of domestic battery because, c'mon, men need hugs! WTSP-TV (St. Petersburg)
     Posted By: Chuck - Thu Feb 26, 2009

Holy crap! Just in time, I was in need of a purge! RALPH!!!

Guilty of being uglier than Big Gary's splitting headache photo.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/26/09 at 10:48 AM
Definition of: Battery is a term used by the common law jurisdictions, which involves an injury or other contact upon the person of another in a manner likely to cause bodily harm.

Normally I'd have to say "Not Guilty" because a hug does no harm but after seeing the mug shot..... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/26/09 at 11:58 AM
"a hug does no harm" ~ I must disagree on this. If I saw Lori coming at me with arms outstretched and intensions of hugging, I'm pretty sure my bodily harm might be an instant coronary!

Oh wait, he's her live-in boyfriend & I assume her lover as well....seriously? Must see his pic in order to make a fair & impartial determination of guilt.
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 02/26/09 at 12:28 PM
Sorta looks like Chewbacca.
Posted by Viceman48 on 02/26/09 at 01:22 PM
Just got an e-mail from .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) want's to know you're e-mail Viceman48. What do I tell him?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/26/09 at 01:36 PM
HEY NOW BE NICE!!! I think Domestic battery is quite a bit excessive. So what if she looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. We are only talking about a hug. I mean Honestly, even if she looks like she was a pinata being hit with 15 ugly sticks from mexicans at a birthday party. She could be a model you never know, maybe she models for the "BEFORE" picture for Proactive skin care. I mean cut this lady some slack all she wanted to do was give hug. **NOT GUILTY**
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 02/26/09 at 03:52 PM
I think they are both guilty of wasting the police officer's time. They had to drive right by Krispy Kreme when the Hot Doughnuts Now sign was on and by the time they had the violent hugger under control, the doughnuts were cold. For shame.
Posted by Nethie on 02/26/09 at 06:07 PM
esthetically challenged- i like that kay!
ugly don't count here, if he lives and sleeps with her then he freely accepted her as is. he's a dick! if they arrested her for HUGGING. then he should have been arrested for shoving her. i acctually feel sorry for her it must be awful to be that unloved by your significant other. oh and acohol was involved i'm sure.
not guilty.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/26/09 at 10:27 PM
I think that's bogus Expat, should be Kashyyyk.gov
Posted by Viceman48 on 02/27/09 at 11:41 AM
Not guilty. If she were found guilty of Hugging While Ugly, that would set a precedent that would not bode well for me.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/27/09 at 04:56 PM
oh kingmonkey come hug me baby i think you are adorable! 😉
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/27/09 at 11:42 PM
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