The Loved One Launcher

Starting at $375.00 from

The Loved One Launcher is the only device of its kind that will shoot earthly remains over seventy feet into the air!!, allowing for a wide dispersal of ashes that can be observed by all in attendance. To add to the celebration, ashes can be mixed with confetti or even streamers for a dreamy visual effect, creating a beautiful, joyful scene that sets the perfect tone. Paying homage to a loved one’s life is simple and intimate with what feels almost like a daytime fireworks display in their honor. The Launcher should not be aimed at any structure or living thing as its blast is powerful.

They should next come out with a catapult model for non-cremated loved ones.

via Dave Barry
     Posted By: Alex - Sun May 08, 2022
     Category: Death

Hunter S. Thompson was sent off this way. Obviously, going out with a bang is the way to go!
Posted by KEVIN D POTTORFF on 05/08/22 at 10:33 AM
Like a potato gun. What a way to go. I like it but do not think the wife would go for it. 😉
Posted by Mike on 05/08/22 at 11:22 AM
I just want to be scattered over my favorite places.
Also, no cremation.
Posted by Mike on 05/08/22 at 08:03 PM
When I was but a lad, I read a poem about an elderly man whose will stipulated he be cremated and how his remains were to be handled. The only line I remember is: ". . . a tart young trustee to carry his ashes once more." I was old enough to figure out it was dirty, but I didn't know what it meant. To be honest, I still don't understand the reference. Unfortunately, Google is no help at all.

Posted by Phideaux on 05/08/22 at 10:11 PM
I want to be buried without a coffin, and have a beech tree planted on top of me.
Posted by Richard Bos on 05/14/22 at 03:24 PM
Mike, maybe you could be freeze-dried? I heard of a company that freeze-dries your loved ones in an attempt to be more ecological than cremation. Then, I also heard about freeze-dried cat treats...
Posted by Yudith on 05/15/22 at 05:36 AM

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