mark anderson

People Whose Sex Lives Are Worse Than Yours
Dentist Mark Anderson is on trial this week in Sacramento, Calif., accused of feeling up 26 patients in the course of dental work. His lawyer said Anderson never had a single sexual thought as he was fondling underneath bras, though, because what he was doing, actually, was massaging their boobal areas to relieve common jaw pain (with the jaw muscle connected to the . . chest muscle . . and the chest muscle connected to the . . well, you get the picture). Sacramento Bee
     Posted By: Chuck - Thu Jan 15, 2009
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I've had fantasies about getting molested by my dentist!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/15/09 at 10:03 AM
I've had fantasies of being a dentist just so I could molest.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 10:07 AM
I'm gonna start using that technique to apologize for everything.

Cheat on the wife...bunny card.
Cheat on my taxes....bunny card.
More than 10 items in the express check out line...bunny card.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 10:26 AM
I don't know about dentists, but my dentist's assistant does all my teeth cleaning. She lays me back in the chair and then nestles my head between her breasts while she works away. I love it and would never think about complaining (except I might complain that she never straddles me and grinds while cleaning my teeth). In fact, I go every 3 months whether I need it or not.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 10:35 AM
Big Gary, how long did you have to ponder on that responce?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/15/09 at 11:12 AM
I have no sympathy AT ALL for women who allow themselves to be abused multiple times. NONE.
Fool me once, shame on you.....fool me twice, shame on ME!
Posted by AGFH on 01/15/09 at 11:21 AM
AGFH - you said that better than Bush could. That's not saying much but still...
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 11:24 AM
There's no one around to fondle my tata's right now so if I had a decent looking dentist willing to scratch that itch for me during a cavity feeling I'm all for it.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/15/09 at 12:17 PM
can anyone think of a good excuse for an HR Executive to be 'treating' employees' breasts??

I could use one, we've got some hot women in this company...
Posted by mrjazz on 01/15/09 at 12:19 PM
I had a similar experience once. I thought it was very weird for the sales person to measure my inseam, but I bought the toaster anyway. And Jules... not too sure I can help with the cavity, but I can help you scratch that itch.
Posted by Silbakor in an altered state on 01/15/09 at 12:25 PM
Thank you everyone for your generous offers 😉 However, I am not including air fare in this so you're on your own for getting here.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/15/09 at 12:55 PM
Jules, you're getting alot of offers but only one like this sweetie;

how about cheez whiz on your breasts licked off by a dog named Maxx. woof!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 12:56 PM
Bring Lucky and we have a deal! :cheese: That way anything really can be blamed on the dog
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/15/09 at 01:01 PM
Maxx, allow me to help you get prepared.

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Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/15/09 at 01:04 PM
That's good, that's good. Yeah, I'll tell the wife I'm taking the dog for a walk. Then I'll leave for several days. She'll never suspect anything...myuah ha ha ha!!

Pretty cold up there right now, huh? I'll have to bring my New Orleans winter wear...an extra pair of socks.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 01:05 PM
kingmonkey - that's awesome! I'll have to print that out and put it to use right away.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 01:07 PM
That's awesome kingmonkey!
MM - go to http://www.weather.com and type in 06095 for a zip code and you'll see what I'm dealing with up here right now
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/15/09 at 01:07 PM
Yeah, that's a little chilly.

15 degrees...christ...that's the difference between New Orleans summer temps and winter temps.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 01:12 PM
notice the 14 degress but FEELS LIKE 1 degree - they're lucky I got out from under my electric blanket to come to work today
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/15/09 at 01:13 PM
I noticed but didn't want to mention it. My poor little friend down in my pants started to shrink just at the thought of 15 degrees. I thought if I mentioned the 'feels like 1 degree' he might shrink so much he'd be sticking out of my ass.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/15/09 at 01:16 PM
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