Meat Cards

Imagine your name lasered onto a piece of meat. Imagine always smelling like beef jerky.

Doesn't look like these are on sale yet, but as soon as they are, I'm sure their creators will make a fortune.

(Thanks to Prof. Music for the link)
     Posted By: Alex - Tue Apr 28, 2009
     Category: Business | Food

"Pleased to meat you; here's my card."

This would be useful to arrange business meetings where you get together to talk turkey.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 04/28/09 at 08:37 AM
"MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex"
Posted by Matt in Florida on 04/28/09 at 09:26 AM
There is no better way to impress a business associate than by pulling out your meat and slapping it on the table. 😉
Posted by Matt in Florida on 04/28/09 at 11:50 AM
If it was bacon I might order some.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 04/28/09 at 12:15 PM
I just lol'ed.
Posted by Nethie on 04/28/09 at 12:44 PM
But how do I keep my clients from eating my cards and forgetting my phone number!?!?!?
Posted by Jmonkeh on 04/29/09 at 08:10 AM
Why not? I'm always whippin' my meat out in public anyway; why not write a message on it?
Posted by MohawkWarrior on 04/30/09 at 10:59 PM
Just a motorcycle. 😉
Posted by MohawkWarrior on 05/01/09 at 02:48 PM
Don't need a backseat. Use your imagination.... :coolsmirk:
Posted by MohawkWarrior on 05/01/09 at 08:37 PM
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