Miss Curity Coloring Book

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1) Yes, that's a fishhook in the lad's finger. How it was extracted before application of bandaid is not known.

2) Do NOT invite Miss Curity to your party--she's a jinx!

3) Why are they peeing into the lemonade?

Please color within the lines!
     Posted By: Paul - Wed Mar 27, 2013
     Category: Art | Comics | Injuries | Advertising | 1950s





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Q: Yes, that's a fishhook in the lad's finger. How it was extracted before application of bandaid is not known.
A: Because the barb had, already, passed through the flesh there are only 2 options: 1) Cut off the barb then draw the wire back out or 2) leave the barb on and rip it back through the flesh.
NOTE: Stock holders should always advocate for option 2 as it results in higher sales.

Q: Do NOT invite Miss Curity to your party--she's a jinx!
A: Even though this remark, while not a question, per se, we, once again, would take this opportunity to remind stock holders that if we're going to make any money out of this ad campaign, we need to sell CURITY BRAND SELF ADHESIVE WOUND DRESSINGS.

Q: Why are they peeing into the lemonade?
A: It's fun and they're out of lemonade.

NOTE TO AUTHOR: By a unanimous decision of the board you'll be docked a month's pay for refferring to our product by the competition's brand.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/27/13 at 11:27 AM
Very fine exegesis, Expat!
Posted by Paul on 03/27/13 at 11:29 AM
Wore out some pixels trying to learn that word, Paul. :lol:
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/27/13 at 11:45 AM
The girl on the skates deserved to fall - she's giving her friends the finger. Not very nice.

And those females must have really good control and aim to arc up over the rim of the pitcher.
Posted by KDP on 03/27/13 at 11:58 AM
All I know is I like redheads (my wife is one) and them even better in nurse uniforms for playful fun :red:
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 03/27/13 at 03:51 PM
Where does she put the bandaid BD? :wow: 😜
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/27/13 at 07:38 PM
Anyone besides me creeped out by Nurse Curity's eyes?
It took me a moment to figure why, but it's because they're drawn in a completely different style from all the other characters.

More realistic and detailed, not the "Archie Comics" style eyes of the others.
Odd that the artist would do that...
Posted by Captain DaFt on 03/28/13 at 01:29 AM
those eyes.... they keep following me.... always following me.... make it stop, MAKE IT STOP!
Posted by Jim on 03/28/13 at 12:42 PM
You are right Captain, her eyes are the only ones drawn that way and it is creepy.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/28/13 at 09:32 PM
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