Mystery Object #5
Answer after the jump!
"Ox penises help manliness. They're cut along the side and shaped into little stars."
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WHAT DID THE OX EVER DO TO U? NO MALE ANIMAL DESERVES THIS EVER. I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED
Posted by DAC BLACK ZEUS on 06/30/09 at 11:24 AM
Ewwww...
I distinctly remember learning about Plains Native American culture in 1st grade. One of the things we were taught was the much-publicized bit about using every part of the bison; for this our teacher pointed out different parts of the animal on a poster and told us what was made from them. When she pointed to the loin area (jerky of sorts, taken with on long trips, apparently) one of my classmates immediately shouted out: "BUT THAT'S THE BUFFALO'S PRIVATE PARTS!!!"
Why do mature adults have no such qualms?
And especially considering what I did today, I am perfectly comfortable with my own manliness 😉
I distinctly remember learning about Plains Native American culture in 1st grade. One of the things we were taught was the much-publicized bit about using every part of the bison; for this our teacher pointed out different parts of the animal on a poster and told us what was made from them. When she pointed to the loin area (jerky of sorts, taken with on long trips, apparently) one of my classmates immediately shouted out: "BUT THAT'S THE BUFFALO'S PRIVATE PARTS!!!"
Why do mature adults have no such qualms?
And especially considering what I did today, I am perfectly comfortable with my own manliness 😉
Posted by venomlash on 07/01/09 at 12:29 AM
Is this the appetizer you eat before rocky mountain oysters? And the sauce appears is probably peanut based.
Nethie - very funny joke, sinful or not.
Nethie - very funny joke, sinful or not.
Posted by Matt in Florida on 07/01/09 at 09:43 AM
Ok... this one's been up for a couple of days now so can we stop dickin' around with it?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/01/09 at 10:19 AM
sooo patty your phone numbe would beeeeeeeeeeeee......?
Posted by DAC BLACK ZEUS on 07/01/09 at 04:56 PM
After the fashion of "Rocky Mountain Oysters", I think that the above disgusting quasi-comestible deserves a bizarre slang name.
Though in the spirit of "you are what you eat", this makes perfect sense!!! Nuts for the nuts, fruits for the fruits, and dicks for the dicks! (Borrowing a little from PJF.)
Though in the spirit of "you are what you eat", this makes perfect sense!!! Nuts for the nuts, fruits for the fruits, and dicks for the dicks! (Borrowing a little from PJF.)
Posted by venomlash on 07/01/09 at 07:03 PM
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