The Nakedness Solution

Naked Solutions
July 15, 2012

It must serve some purpose, or it wouldn't so often be the reaction of first resort. All from July. (* Too Much Information)

Port Orange, Fla.: David McDonald, 37, walking around a woman's yard naked, happy, searching for an ending. WKMG-TV (Orlando)

Anaconda, Mont.: Mary Corley, 42, DUI and naked, rammed her boyfriend's car. Associated Press via (Helena)

Knoxville, Tenn.: Lindsay Stevens, 46, clearing trees in his yard with a chain saw, naked, 3 p.m. Knoxville News-Sentinel

Red Bird, Tex.: Arthur Walker, 35, drove his pickup truck through Southwest Center Mall, naked, 7:30 a.m. (Bonus: When he came to Champs Sports, he started dressing himself in the gear.) WFAA-TV (Dallas-Fort Worth)

St. Croix Falls, Wis.: Michelle Knutson, 56, found passed out naked, legs spread, at 6 p.m. at her front door, visible from the street. St. Paul Pioneer Press

St. Augustine, Fla.: Jeremiah Haughee, 22, naked and biting people. First Coast News (Jacksonville)

Gwinnett County, Ga.: Marvin Bolick, 51, pants down at a McDonald's. Why? he was asked. "It's hot." WSB-TV (Atlanta)

Scottsdale, Ariz.: John Brigham, 45, involved in a traffic accident, exited his car and . . took his clothes off, of course (and then jacked a car, and he was off). (Phoenix)

Athens, Ga.: *Lonneshia Appling, 26, was indicted for assaulting employees of a Piggly Wiggly who tried to thwart her shoplifting move. (Bonus, By The Numbers: Total value of shoplifted items, $88.27; Total weight of Appling, 340.) Appling did not strip during this confrontation but did while fleeing an earlier shoplifting, in January. Athens Banner-Herald

Plus: Daniel Leer got naked, but only to show off at the expense of the London Olympics, when he ran in front of the torch procession in Henley. And Joe and Cindy Wagner got naked in Cocoa Beach, Fla., but only because they're always naked and last week got a page-one splash on USA Today for turning a failing motel into a chance-to-survive nude resort (Fawlty Towers). BBC News /// USA Today

Thanks to John McGaw and Sandy Pearlman and to the might NOTW Board of Editorial Advisors.

     Posted By: Chuck - Sun Jul 15, 2012

Its not really a felony till you are naked you know! 😝
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/15/12 at 06:58 PM
I guess these people missed reading Paul's post of Dec. 16 so they never got a visit from the NO NAKED horse :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 07/15/12 at 07:47 PM
Athens, GA: By any chance was the 300+ pound prep stealing FOOD?

Daniel Leer / London Olympics : ha ha ha. I am just not feeling these London Olympics, am focused on 2016 in Rio de Janeiro, I guess (lived there for 2 years).

St. Croix Falls, WI: Naked and her legs were spread. Sad. And the neighbors could see (uh, "everything" I presume). May that poor lady get the help she needs.

Chuck, the F state made the list 3 times! Plus a half point for neighboring Georgia!
Awesome list. Love the Weird News!!
Posted by girlgeniusNYC on 07/15/12 at 10:16 PM
Okay, well beside the guy minding his own business cutting up his tree on his own property, a woman passed out on her porch, a guy getting a burger, a guy showing off for Olympics promotion and peeps saving a hotel, we have your normal assortment of drunk and/or drug-induced numbskulls creating havoc and mayhem as always, who happen to be naked. Being nude only accentuates these mundane stories because it is ridiculously illegal in most public settings, and the first four mentioned in this paragraph wouldn't even be stories without that. (The exception being the hotel, where it IS legal). Only when society in general wakes up to the fact that nudity is our natural state, and the only true purpose for clothing is protection from extreme environmental conditions, or occupational hazards, (e.g.- welding, mining, frying bacon), will there ever be any hope of peace and reconciliation in this world. Off my soapbox, now, and thanks, Chuck. :down:
Posted by done on 07/15/12 at 11:29 PM
Oh, and thank you Tyrusguy for the No Naked horse link I had not previously seen, and which serves as a reminder of how and when most of us were corrupted. Kudos to you, buddy. :coolsmile:
Posted by done on 07/15/12 at 11:32 PM
Marvin Bolick; "It's hot!"

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/16/12 at 09:58 AM
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