Name That List, #61

What is this a list of? The answer is below in extended.

crayons
marker cap
chopstick
ballpoint pen
piece of toy pliers
lollipop stick
coaxial cable
wedding ring
magnets
screwdriver
bobby pin

Answer:

Items retrieved by ER doctors from men’s penises, 2019.

Source: vice.com

I'm guessing that the wedding ring must have been retrieved from around, rather than from within.

(Thanks to Jenny Beatty for this list!)

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Posted By: Alex - Mon Jan 06, 2020
Category: Name That List

Comments

Presumably, the coaxial cable was also removed from the outside.

Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 01/06/20 at 11:37 AM

Some men are not responsible enough to own penises.

Posted by Brian on 01/06/20 at 09:06 PM

to : Virtual in Carnate

Want to bet?

That particular list sounded both bad and biological but, like a fool, I had to look.

Posted by eddi on 01/06/20 at 11:03 PM

eddi, no bet. And no, I am not looking at that.

Posted by Virtual in Carnate on 01/07/20 at 11:27 AM

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