[News] More Things to Worry About
Mary Gorsuch, 48, on probation for armed bank robbery, knocked off Paul's Variety in Biddeford, Maine, but then walked across the street and ordered a pepperoni pizza; cops arrived before the pizza. WLBZ-TV (Bangor)
Mohammad, dude, it's just a game: Late in a soccer match in Hilla, Iraq, as a player had broken away and was set to attempt a game-tying kick, a spectator shot him dead. Reuters via Yahoo
Needs to lower his profile: Carlos Hoskins III was arrested in Kentwood, La., for growing dope, like from the nine potted pot plants he kept on his front porch. Times-Picayune
Always Low Prices: Two guys tried to shoplift a bucket of chicken and a package of socks from a Wal-Mart near Austin, Tex. (total retail, $6.83). American-Statesman
Awesome: A couple (reported via different news sources as Brennan Cunningham and Tabatha Carlson) were having sex in a car on the railroad tracks near Minot, N.D., and a train nudged 'em (not very hard, apparently but enough to cause a scene), and when police arrived, they were still going at it. Gotta meet this Tabatha! KFYR-TV (Bismarck) /// KXMC-TV (Minot)
Your Daily Jury Duty
["In America, a person is presumed innocent until the mug shot is released"]
Mr. Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman, 19, might have been the "adult" who along with two younger teens committed aggravated assault on two pet pygmy goats in an apparent demonstration of the forces of darkness last Halloween in Tooele, Utah. Tooele Transcript
Mohammad, dude, it's just a game: Late in a soccer match in Hilla, Iraq, as a player had broken away and was set to attempt a game-tying kick, a spectator shot him dead. Reuters via Yahoo
Needs to lower his profile: Carlos Hoskins III was arrested in Kentwood, La., for growing dope, like from the nine potted pot plants he kept on his front porch. Times-Picayune
Always Low Prices: Two guys tried to shoplift a bucket of chicken and a package of socks from a Wal-Mart near Austin, Tex. (total retail, $6.83). American-Statesman
Awesome: A couple (reported via different news sources as Brennan Cunningham and Tabatha Carlson) were having sex in a car on the railroad tracks near Minot, N.D., and a train nudged 'em (not very hard, apparently but enough to cause a scene), and when police arrived, they were still going at it. Gotta meet this Tabatha! KFYR-TV (Bismarck) /// KXMC-TV (Minot)
Your Daily Jury Duty
["In America, a person is presumed innocent until the mug shot is released"]
Mr. Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman, 19, might have been the "adult" who along with two younger teens committed aggravated assault on two pet pygmy goats in an apparent demonstration of the forces of darkness last Halloween in Tooele, Utah. Tooele Transcript
Comments
Your Daily Jury Duty - Guilty. He even kinda looks like a goat...
Posted by Nethie on 03/17/09 at 12:29 PM
Carlos Hoskins - That guy is 43? The picture makes him look 19! My first thought was that this guy has some serious balls to grow them on his porch, but considering how much there was it's more likely a lack of working brain cells.
Tabatha Carlson - No details in either link, where does it say they were getting it on? Either way, they really couldn't wait the extra 2 seconds for the car to make it over the tracks before they stated at each other? I'm going to need some mugshots on this one.
Tabatha Carlson - No details in either link, where does it say they were getting it on? Either way, they really couldn't wait the extra 2 seconds for the car to make it over the tracks before they stated at each other? I'm going to need some mugshots on this one.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 03/17/09 at 01:06 PM
Mohammad - I lived in Massachusetts most of my life, some of it in the Boston area, and even those people wouldn't sniper off a Yankee player. That's some heavy duty team dedication right there. Wow.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 03/17/09 at 01:09 PM
jury duty - scary, very scary...guilty, very guilty
mohammad - man, that's just wrong on so many levels...
pot guy - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...on the front porch...what a doofus!! of course, if it had been my front yard they would have mixed in nicely with all the weeds so no one would have noticed...i hate weeding...i wish i had enough money to pay someone to weed my yard...that would be nice...
mohammad - man, that's just wrong on so many levels...
pot guy - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...on the front porch...what a doofus!! of course, if it had been my front yard they would have mixed in nicely with all the weeds so no one would have noticed...i hate weeding...i wish i had enough money to pay someone to weed my yard...that would be nice...
Posted by vegas_girl in Vegas Baby!! on 03/17/09 at 01:50 PM
Jeesh, Brad. Grow up man! We don't make fun of such things here...oh wait...his name is Jim Cocks? My bad. That's funny. 😉
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/17/09 at 04:51 PM
Pizza - If the cops don't arrive in ten minutes or less, the pizza is free.
Soccer - Did the spectator get a yellow card or a red card?
Plants - He was just holding them...for a friend...who's out of town. Yeah, that's the ticket!
WalMart - Why does this not surprise me? Obviously two budding brain surgeons. Now did they try to smuggle it out in their pants?
Rail Road Sex - Serious case of coitus interruptus... Oh yeah, that's right, they didn't stop. Get a couch dammit!!
Jury Duty - Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Sorry, I've had that pent up for so long. Just had to get it out. A week without jury duty had me screaming guilty at random people on the street. I'm so glad that's over. Guilty!
Soccer - Did the spectator get a yellow card or a red card?
Plants - He was just holding them...for a friend...who's out of town. Yeah, that's the ticket!
WalMart - Why does this not surprise me? Obviously two budding brain surgeons. Now did they try to smuggle it out in their pants?
Rail Road Sex - Serious case of coitus interruptus... Oh yeah, that's right, they didn't stop. Get a couch dammit!!
Jury Duty - Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Sorry, I've had that pent up for so long. Just had to get it out. A week without jury duty had me screaming guilty at random people on the street. I'm so glad that's over. Guilty!
Posted by DownCrisis on 03/17/09 at 09:55 PM
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