[News] Things to Worry About Today

Britain's Leeds College of Art and Design has apparently OK'd Alex Humphrey's degree study plan, which includes hunting for and finding a husband and submitting her marriage certificate for course credit. United Press International

In storage at just one of Arizona's three Customs and Border Protection warehouses for seized contraband: 13 tons of marijuana, 1,150 vehicles, and $500k in cash. Arizona Republic

Peter Enmon, 44, was arrested in Anchorage after driving into a cement pole while being chased by police for stealing computers from a shop. (Bonus: It was a repair shop; he had busted machines.) Anchorage Daily News [UPDATE: Link fixed]

At a Texas legislative hearing on Medicaid and the Children's Health Insurance Program Thursday, Rep. Gary Elkins (a House member since 1995), sought clarity: "What's Medicaid? I know I hear it. . . . I really don't know what it is." (Bonus: Gary, it accounts for about one-fourth of Texas's budget, and at least close to that for every other state.) Austin America-Statesman

Your Daily Jury Duty
["In America, a person is presumed innocent until the mug shot is released"]
Well, this'll certainly challenge you: Ya think Robert Caldwell, 62, Kennesaw, Ga., shot his wife? WSB-TV (Atlanta)

Today's Newsrangers: Gil Nelson, Jodi Lipsitz, Emory Kimbrough

     Posted By: Chuck - Tue Mar 24, 2009
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Comments
Jury Duty - Guilty, but at least he looks sad about it.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 03/24/09 at 08:26 AM
Jury Duty
Guilty!!! He almost looks remorseful...or is it indifference? I can't tell. Off with his head!!!!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/24/09 at 08:33 AM
Chuck, the link for the Anchorage Daily News doesn't seem to be working.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/24/09 at 08:47 AM
Husband Art Project: I predict in a month or two she'll be doing the "annulment art project"
Posted by Malk on 03/24/09 at 09:06 AM
Finding a Husband: That sounds an awful lot like the play/movie "The Shape of Things", where Rachel Weiss turns Paul Rudd into a stud for an art project.
Posted by Leshka on 03/24/09 at 09:20 AM
Jury Duty: I'd say guilty, but he looks like Emo Philips.
Posted by Leshka on 03/24/09 at 09:21 AM
Computer Thief Busted machines most likely will still have the hard drives in them and that is where all the personal and financial data is stored. This dude could be dumb like a fox.

What's Medicaid Could anyone give him a specific answer?

Jury Duty The guy looks doped up but is obviously guilty. Kennesaw, Ga, IIRC, is one of the cities in the US where it is law that every adult resident own and be trained how to use a gun and the crime rate is close to zero.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/24/09 at 09:48 AM
Here's the correct link to the Anchorage Daily News story:
http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/crime/story/733379.html
Posted by StanFlouride on 03/24/09 at 11:58 AM
Husband Art Project: so if she gets a divorce do they take back her degree?
Posted by vegas_girl in Vegas Baby!! on 03/24/09 at 12:13 PM
Murph, excellent idea man!! You should run for office.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/24/09 at 12:19 PM
Can I submit my beer tab for course credit? Showing the Financial effects of alcohol consumption?
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 03/24/09 at 01:23 PM
Busted!!
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 03/24/09 at 01:25 PM
Headline - !!!Band of Weird Universe online bloggers band and rob Border and Customs Warehouse!!!!

i'll be mr.jazz.
Posted by mrjazz on 03/24/09 at 02:33 PM
I worked in a computer shop a few years ago that got broken into one night. I had gutted a bunch of abandoned PCs (removed hard drives, Motherboards, Ram, etc.) and stacked the cases in a back stock room. That's what they took, every one of them.
Posted by Viceman48 on 03/24/09 at 11:05 PM
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