[News] More Things to Worry About Today

Recurring: Another cat-hoarding woman, 61, had at least 8, plus feral ones constantly on her property, plus, in the back room, the 96-yr-old remains of her long-expired mother, "fused to the bed." (Bonus: A neighbor admitted she had put up with the smell for at least 10 yrs.) WKMG-TV (Orlando)

Recurring: Another one of those DNA-revelation cases: Brit Sean Hodgson (27 yrs in lockup for a murder) was released last week and then a couple of days later while crossing a street got hit by a taxi (but he's OK). Daily Mail

Her husband always up and left every time she tried to complain to him, she said, so she decided to sneak up while he was sleeping and handcuff herself to him so he couldn't leave. Associated Press via Yahoo

A partygoer assaulted a police officer in Wichita, Kan. (Bonus: "Officer" was a police horse; weapon was a 5-ft-long inflated plastic penis.) Wichita Eagle

Your Daily Loser
David Maksimik, 59, was in court yesterday answering for a January bank robbery in Darien, Conn., whose aftermath was as follows: crashed getaway car, took bus and then taxi home, discovered roommate dead, called 911, police responded to the call, glimpsed the bank's bag on Maksimik's bed. Connecticut Post (Bridgeport)

Your Daily Jury Duty Bonus
["In America, a person is presumed innocent until the mug shot is released"]
Stacie Smith, 25, Elyria, Ohio, might not look like she'd have trouble holding onto a man so why would she have taken the risk of smuggling drugs into jail for her boyfriend? Plain Dealer (Cleveland)

Today's Newsrangers: Jeffrey Mosdell, Harry Farkas, Steve Miller, Reid Stacey, Harold Gaines, Tracy Phillips
     Posted By: Chuck - Wed Mar 25, 2009

Cat Lady Note to girls: This is not another crazy cat guy.

Daily Loser No good deed goes unpunished.

Jury Duty The chunky white chick with cornrows is JUILTY.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/25/09 at 01:36 PM
Cat Lady ~ point taken, Expat.... but I AM gonna find a crazy cat man if it kills me !!! I just know they're out there!
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 03/25/09 at 02:18 PM
How does one 'inflate' a plastic penis?
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 03/25/09 at 02:19 PM
Skitt - if it's a balloon, such as....

Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 03/25/09 at 02:26 PM
Jury Duty
She looks like she still has a balloon stuffed with 200lbs of fat.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/25/09 at 02:42 PM
Daily Loser
this is proof that the thing that matters most in life is timing.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/25/09 at 02:45 PM
cats- wow how could you live with that. that's hideous, i feel sorry for the neighbors.

dna- 27 years in prison but then he did confess. hint- if you didn't do it don't confess to it. as for the taxi, he has rotten luck.

horse cop- hitting a hores with a penis, didn't we talk about beastiality already recently?!

bank robber- maybe if he would have told the roommate that he was bringing home a bunch of money the roommate might not have killed himself.

jury duty- guilty and ugly not a good combination.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/25/09 at 02:48 PM
Jules- hahahaha, now that's funny! ( I didn't realize balloons were made of plastic) Yea, I'm a moran.
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 03/25/09 at 03:09 PM
Yuck, Ted...gross! Reminds me of that chick that fused herself to her boyfriend's toilet a while back. that had me shaking my head for months 🐛
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 03/25/09 at 05:31 PM
Crazy Cat Lady - my ex-mother in law worked for a cat rescue agency for a few years, and at various times, had upwards of 28 cats in her home. I definitely thought she was crazy.

Your Daily Jury Duty Bonus - Guilty! Her parents must be so proud.
Posted by Nethie on 03/25/09 at 05:40 PM
i'm thinking after ted but who knows.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/25/09 at 06:34 PM
Wait, Chuck, did you mean the 96-year-old remains, or remains of a 96-year-old? Those are two different things.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 03/25/09 at 08:48 PM
handcuff herself to him and daily loser

Jules, what the hell is happening to our State? 2 stories in 1 day. Of course both are down in my area too which makes it even worse. We are not the "F" state so stop it people.
Posted by Bill_ on 03/26/09 at 07:07 AM
Think it has anything to do with the movie studio's starting to set up shop out here Bill? Crazies from the west coast following them out here.
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 03/26/09 at 07:13 AM
uh, yeah, it must be that. It can't be that the season here at work starts up in the next few weeks (rehearsals start next week) because I am sure I can't possibly be connected to the problems.
Posted by Bill_ on 03/26/09 at 09:23 AM
Beckers, that's a really sad story. I'm guessing the CRAZY CAT GUY (note to Expat) was elderly and not in his right mind... I feel bad for all those cats too. Not to mention the inspectors that had to deal with it...I wonder if any of them got sick.. yuck :sick:
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 03/26/09 at 11:04 AM
the old guy probably developed respiratory problems from living that way. it is very sad.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/26/09 at 01:50 PM
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