Nude Birdwatching World Record

In Boobies, Peckers, and Tits Olaf Danielson documents his quest to obtain the world record for nude birdwatching. He managed to see 594 North American species in one year, while in his birthday suit.

It doesn't seem that there was a world record for this activity before Danielson decided to obtain it. So he had to invent his own official rules, which include the following.

  1. You have to be nude to count the bird.  Hats and footwear are fine but nothing else.
  2. You have to had left naked to go birding (or for another nude activity) to count the bird.  Seeing a turkey vulture while playing nude volleyball is acceptable, while driving along in a car or walking textile, seeing a bird, and then slipping off your clothing does not count.  In fact, being in car doesn’t count ever. To count a bird, you will have to go back to car, or house, undress and then return unclothed.  For legality reasons, leaving a car walking around a corner and disrobing is acceptable, as long as it wasn’t because you saw a new bird.
  3. You cannot be inside an enclosed boat, house, or car/ truck for it to count.  A bird blind must be open to a degree any birder would consider it open.  Being naked on an ATV if you left naked on an ATV or even a snowmobile (burr!) is acceptable.

Posted By: Alex - Wed Sep 21, 2016
Category: Hobbies and DIY, World Records





Comments
I no longer wonder what my dogs think when they see me step out of the shower. I suspect that my bird thinks even less about it.
Posted by KDP in Madill, OK on 09/22/16 at 07:46 AM
I think he came up with this idea just so he could write a book with that title.
Posted by ges on 09/23/16 at 04:25 PM
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