Open Zipper Alarm

US Patent Application No. 2009/0195400A1 describes an invention that can "provide a warning or alert regarding the position of the zipper."

Sounds potentially useful. What kind of warning does it give you? Apparently you've got a choice of a sound, vibration, having a page sent to a remote device, or getting an electric shock.

     Posted By: Alex - Sat Jun 09, 2018
     Category: Inventions

Right, send the data to a remote device, so the Internet knows when your zipper goes up and down. Good idea.
Posted by Virtual on 06/09/18 at 11:27 AM
@Virtual: I was going to say that it should be connected to the internet of thongs.
Posted by BMN on 06/09/18 at 12:37 PM
I wear Levi 501 button fronts and have for years. No embarrassing moments for me.
Posted by KDP on 06/09/18 at 06:21 PM
I'd like to order a pair, please; set on vibrate, of course.
Posted by Yudith on 06/10/18 at 07:17 AM
A vibration would be... interesting.
Posted by Brian on 07/01/18 at 10:57 PM
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