Ovary and Egg Floaty Pen

A MUST HAVE for the Floaty Pen Enthusiast! The Limited Edtion Chrissy Caviar Floaty Pen.

Chrissy Conant had some of her eggs removed and put them in a floaty pen. Which means you can "Watch Chrissy's egg float back and forth between her ovary and the jar!"

Best of all, it's available on Amazon.

Apparently this was a limited edition of 1000 pens. That seems like a lot of eggs to have removed.
     Posted By: Alex - Mon Feb 02, 2009
     Category: Babies

$20 seems awfully cheap for something like this. That means $20K total take, minus the cost of making the pens, minus the cost of the egg removal procedure which I assume is not cheap, minus any advertising etc costs. She isn't going to make any money.
That being said, this is kind of gross.
Posted by AGFH on 02/02/09 at 07:22 AM
I went to her site and found:
"The World's Most Expensive Luxury Consumable Item".
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/02/09 at 08:11 AM
This doesn't seem to be as exciting as sea monkeys!
Posted by Madd Maxx on 02/02/09 at 08:16 AM
Excellent. This is good news as it indicates there may be a market for my idea: snow-globes filled with sperm.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 02/02/09 at 08:34 AM
"Snow globes filled with sperm"....now THERE is something I wouldn't mind seeing. Not sure I would want to touch it, but I would most certainly look.
Posted by AGFH on 02/02/09 at 08:52 AM
I can see it now! Some collector in LA buys Chissy's egg and KingMonkey's sperm. There is a big earthquake. The two items fall to the floor and break open. A toxic cloud of radio active gas is released and passes over the unlikely mixture and PUFF! a new super hero is born!

I get the screen rights!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/02/09 at 09:01 AM
I don't even want to know how you would obtain a USED version.
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 02/02/09 at 09:41 AM
Lazlo, a baby girl is born with approx. 2 million eggs and the amount decreases dramatically as she ages. At puberty she would be down to about 300 thousand or so. The average woman ovulates approx 450 eggs thoughout her life.
Neat info here:
Posted by AGFH on 02/02/09 at 11:08 AM
Now, if we can just get these numbers to apply to chickens ......
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 02/02/09 at 11:39 AM
Not her ACTUAL eggs!

I have one of these, bought it about 8 years ago, it's not a real egg, just an image of one in a floaty pen.
Posted by StanFlouride on 02/02/09 at 11:40 AM
The wording leaves some weasel womb.

If you dropped it, would the yolk be on you?
Posted by Kenneth on 02/02/09 at 01:36 PM
is she selling them from nigeria? the scam capital of the world! but then who the hell would want something like that...oh sorry stan. :red:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/02/09 at 09:32 PM
all i can say to that is gag me with a spoon! :sick:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 02/02/09 at 10:41 PM
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