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Lede sentence: "A Newburgh firefighter became an ad hoc surgeon Friday, called upon to use a pneumatic saw to cut a piece of steel pipe off a 73-yr-old man's penis." Delicacy was required. Times Record-Herald (Middletown, N.Y.)
     Posted By: Chuck - Mon Oct 27, 2008

Note to self: Only use OSHA approved cock rings.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/27/08 at 08:04 AM
Just squirt a whole bottle of KY liquid in there and it'll slip right off
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/27/08 at 10:05 AM
There's obviously a better way to ask this question but keeping with the Jimmy Olson theme:

Was the organ embedded in the pipe pre-viagra or post-viagra?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 10/27/08 at 10:56 AM
*giggle* wizzer saw *giggle* erotic aid *giggle giggle*
Posted by BikerPuppy on 10/27/08 at 11:29 AM
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