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Pleasurable Death

A woman with 38DD breasts stands accused of attempted murder. Her boyfriend claims she tried to smother him with her large breasts during sex. Luckily for him, he managed to escape and call for help. What a way to go!
Posted By: patty | Date: Sun Nov 25, 2012 | Number of Comments: 10
Category: Sex Lives Worse Than Yours
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Wow! Crazy lady.
Posted by patty in Ohio, USA on 11/25/12 at 01:05 AM
388s? We need pictures, Patty.

Wait!!!!! I'll set my browser to full screen....

Ok.. post it now!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/25/12 at 02:26 AM
Remember the killer mammary from Woody Allen's Everything You Wanted to Know? I couldn't find the thrilling conclusion, but here is the first appearance of the dreaded beast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7loP7OsLZ8.

And of course movie connoisseurs will recall the related classic Deadly Weapons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadly_Weapons.

My wife will have to resort to more conventional means to dispose of her spouse.
Posted by harvey on 11/25/12 at 03:28 AM
I call "top" with her !! grrr
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 11/25/12 at 08:31 AM
Oops, I double tapped the 8. Its fixed now. Sorry.
Posted by patty in Ohio, USA on 11/25/12 at 09:14 AM
For Expat:

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-02-04-boobs4.jpg
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 11/25/12 at 10:02 AM
Although this is more his style.. and all natural:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/12/article-2172590-1408D24E000005DC-472_634x648.jpg
Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 11/25/12 at 10:10 AM
Sorry, BD, while I'm a "top man" and DO NOT prescribe to the "more than a mouthful is wasteful" concept, when they're so big as to impede more important functions I call it quits!

Anyhow, I attempt to avoid dangerous objects.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/25/12 at 10:18 AM
And there you have it, the difference between real and fake. Much like the difference between a pair baloons filled with air and a pair of baloons filled with helium.
Posted by patty in Ohio, USA on 11/25/12 at 07:23 PM
I think there was a post a few years back about a "man" suing a lap dancer for injuries suffered when she slapped his face with her enhanced boobs. It may be in one of Chuck's posts?
@Expat - I prefer the itty-bitty and if you do it right, you won't get stabbed in the eye.
Posted by BMN on 11/25/12 at 10:36 PM
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