Pothead Jesus

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Funny, Jesus never said anything about this in his autobiography that I cited a here a little while ago!

Long, scholarly article from HIGH TIMES.
     Posted By: Paul - Mon Sep 17, 2012
     Category: Drugs | Magazines | Religion | Historical Figure

Genesis 11: And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb .....

Need more proof?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/17/12 at 09:45 AM
Well, it wasn't illegal then.(mostly because there weren't any big pharmaceutical companies yet.)
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 09/17/12 at 10:18 AM
I always thought that Jesus was more of a sports fan:

Let's give Jesus Christ the football
Let him even up the score
Let him run it through the crossbars
And be on the cross no more. 😝
Posted by KDP on 09/17/12 at 12:43 PM
Don't forget to pick up your baby Jesus bong ! :coolhmm:

Posted by BrokeDad in Midwest US on 09/17/12 at 02:54 PM
Hey! I'm offended! Can I kill someone now?

Christianity hits the spot-
Twelve apostles, and that's a lot!
A Holy Ghost and a Virgin, too!
Christianity's the thing for you!

Sung to the tune of the old Coca-Cola jingle.
Posted by stan on 09/18/12 at 09:10 AM
Everyone has their own way of thinking about JESUS. :coolsmile:
I prefer Ralphie May's version! :lol:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 09/18/12 at 09:46 AM
No, Tyrusguy, you can't go around killing anyone just because you haven't got a @#[email protected]#[email protected] clue why you're supposed to be upset about something you don't even own a computer to have seen for yourself.

But, if you do, make sure that the new agencies keep reporting that why you did it WAS, in the face of rational thinking, to the contrary.

However, if all else fails, you can teach your idiot followers to "duck and cover" for having invaded American soil and committed an act of war for which swift retaliation should be expected.

Once we drain off the oil, Disney can start tours of The Chrystal Canyons.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/18/12 at 10:50 AM
Reminds me of an article Playboy did in the late '60's portraying Jesus as a "joyous hippy".
Posted by Fritz on 09/18/12 at 12:37 PM
@Expat I agree, I also think you meant to address that to Stan in a fog!
Posted by Tyrusguy on 09/18/12 at 12:50 PM
Yup. Blind rage.

Yo! Stan! Chu'er'me?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 09/18/12 at 01:02 PM
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