Pre-Dirtied Jeans

Nordstrom is now selling pre-dirtied jeans for $425. And here I've been washing my jeans all these years! It reminds me of that guy back in the 90s who sold shotgun-blasted jeans, though his prices were more reasonable.

I wonder if the dirt washes off.

For slightly cheaper ($395) you can get what looks like paint-stained jeans.

     Posted By: Alex - Thu Apr 27, 2017
     Category: Fashion | Denim | Overpriced Merchandise

I once spilled vacuum oil down one leg of my pants(starting at the crotch). Looked for all the world like I emptied my bladder (multiple times). Luckily I lived nearby and ran home and changed.

I suppose that sort of stain would targeted at different sort of clientele.
Posted by crc on 04/27/17 at 07:33 AM
If the dirt washes out, surely you can buy more at Nordstrom. They have plenty of it in China.
Posted by Virtual on 04/27/17 at 09:31 AM
I can't help but think of an early Steve Martin routine where he mentions he has so much money that he can afford a "fur lined sink" and "an electric dog polisher."
Posted by KDP on 04/27/17 at 01:47 PM
How else is someone who shops at Nordstrom going to be exposed to dirt?
Posted by Phideaux on 04/27/17 at 02:35 PM
Okay, it's official: The End of Days are upon us.
Posted by Brian on 04/27/17 at 08:20 PM
Nordstrom is famous for its liberal return policy, so if the dirt washes out, you can return the jeans for a refund.
Posted by ges on 04/27/17 at 09:56 PM
Reminds me a bit of a product that was sold a few years ago: spray-on mud for your Chelsea tractor. For those people who buy an off-road vehicle but are too scared to take it out of Westminster.
Posted by Richard Bos on 04/29/17 at 02:55 AM
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