Professor Music’s Weird Links

If I bring many to (Him), (He) promised to take me last --- Zalgo, He Comes!

Weird enough for you, Weirdos?

That's nuthin' compared to .. . . here, in some (justifiably) neglected branch of the InterWeb(s), is genuine, needs-a-new-psychological-category-of-its-very-own, deep, sincere weirdness. Someone spent a lot of time (wrestling with inner demons, and losing) creating . . . these, then took considerable time and effort to (proudly?) post them on this website.

Fellow Weirdos, I (aghast!) present: the weirdest, um, stuff, you'll see all day, er, week.

Professor Music must leave now . . . . . . . . . . . . I NEED my 'Martini Therapy'
     Posted By: Professor Music - Fri Aug 07, 2009

those pics were very twisted prof. thank goodness i'm already undergoing budweiser therapy this evening!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 08/08/09 at 01:03 AM
Prof, how do you take your Martini? I prefer enough Vermouth to coat the ice, discarded, and then Gin in. Light swirl in the shaker, no inversion, don't fracture the ice. Just enough wrist action to chill the spirit. Straight up with one olive. Preferably ran through with one of those little plastic swords. Those really get me off.
Posted by qualityleashdog on 08/08/09 at 01:33 AM
God, those paintings...those paintings...disturbing. They made me think such unnatural thoughts. Improper thoughts, thoughts that were not PC. I do not feel as if I can share all of my comments at this time, as much as I would like to. I thought I was doing okay, then there was that last one, where He tells Betty that she is not ugly... how many times has that one played out? Naked black guy riding a unicorn, just wanting to take a big ugly white girl home? Is she smiling because the unicorn demonstrated experience in penetrating an orifice in the last painting?

Christ, this guy and the German guy (but I must guiltily admit, I am a fan, of both him and Roy) that fantasizes about wrapping Roy Orbison in Saran Wrap should really hook up. Big Idiots.

P.S. Does anyone know if the nipples and Abs were drawn from real life?
Posted by qualityleashdog on 08/08/09 at 02:00 AM
Awwww Gawd! My eyes. There is not not enough alcohol therapy in the world to erase the images seen from my mind.
Posted by bugguy on 08/08/09 at 08:56 AM
Most revered Professor,
Thank you. I can see that you have great respect for the ritual of the Martini, and that ritual is what elevates the cocktail to an experience. Thank you for not sullying your glass or pick with vodka, that would never do. I'm a dry Vermouth fan, and I don't use the Italian variety in anything but a Manhattan or on sauteed loin of pork. I had a spritzer when I was younger (it tended to deliver too much Vermouth), it wasn't for me. I can't do the freezer, I would miss my mixing paraphernalia if I poured straight from the bottle to the glass.
Posted by qualityleashdog on 08/08/09 at 10:40 PM
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