Secret Techniques of the Electric Company & Party of Five:  Not Much Brighter Than the Original

I have two news oddities to present from one of my local papers. The first from The Greensburg Daily News I didn't think was so odd, I would expect the electric company to do such things to avoid displacing wildlife, but I couldn't figure out if the 'secret technique' was really an extraordinary trade secret (I would actually expect them to want to share such info so other companies could put it to use), or just a case of a lazy reporter.
The second from the same paper details five new residents of the county jail. Alas, there is only one mugshot. These five actually had uniformed police knock on their door, and they didn't answer. So the police set up a perimeter around their apartment for two hours while waiting for the search warrant. With two hours to play with, none of the suspects noticed a cop banging on the door or the perimeter placed around their apartment? And they couldn't destroy a small amount of dope and paraphernalia in the meantime?
     Posted By: qualityleashdog - Wed Mar 03, 2010
     Category: Animals | Drugs | Inebriation and Intoxicants | Stupidity | Stupid Criminals | Your Daily Jury Duty





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Thank you, patty.
Posted by qualityleashdog on 03/03/10 at 08:50 PM
you are more than welcome sweetheart. i always enjoy hearing from you here. 😊
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/03/10 at 09:35 PM
Hah, with that title, I expected something about the TV shows.
Posted by Nethie on 03/04/10 at 03:54 AM
H-Bob, this beats the bust in the septic tank.
Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 03/04/10 at 11:39 AM
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