Sounds Like A Joke

Some horny Zimbabwean women are apparently running a catch and release program for hot 18 year old guys. At least that is what happened to one young man at 3 pm on Tuesday at a shopping center in Chitungwitza. The fellow was running errands for his boss when he pulled into a parking space in the parking lot of the shopping center. Next 3 women pulled up beside him and forced him into their cream colored Toyota Corrolla. The women took him to Harare's Roman Catholic church where they locked him in a room and left. One of the 3 returned at 8pm and forced the young man to have sex with her, after which she called his employer's wife to tell the wife not to worry about where the teenager was. At 7am the next morning the women forced him into their car once again and released him at a different shopping center. The young man reported the kidnapping and rape to the police and they are still investigating. Now, before y'all tell me that a young fellow being molested at a catholic church is no longer weird I'll call two things to your attention. First, the guy was young but NOT underage and second,the molester was both female and not a priest. (they are mutually exclusive as you may know.)
http://www.zimdiaspora.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=2243:sex-starved-women-rape-a-man-in-church&catid=38:travel-tips&Itemid=18
     Posted By: Alex - Sun Nov 22, 2009
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i know, i'm going to hell, but i couldn't help myself. i just had to do it! 😝
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/22/09 at 09:37 PM
They take him to a church. Was it abandoned?

Only one of the females gets sum. What happened to the other two?

You can't stuff a wet noodle up a wildcat's a$$. Simple physics.

They called the boss' wife to excuse the dude? Were they tapping into her wellspring?

This myth is BUSTED.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/23/09 at 12:54 AM
Expat, are you telling me that you think an 18 year old can control the wetness of his noodle?
Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 11/23/09 at 04:17 AM
3 women, 1 church, 13 hours, 1 sexual experience

The Numb3rs just don't add up!
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 11/23/09 at 05:37 AM
maybe charlie can cum up with a formula to explain it expat.

derek yes it is awful that anyone was raped, but humor is the way we deal with alot of stuff as humans.

mohawk warrior, where are you sweetie i know you'll have something to say here!!
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 11/23/09 at 07:47 AM
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