The Force Trainer

The Force Trainer, coming out later this year from Uncle Milton toys, reads your brain activity via a wireless headset, and then translates your brain waves into physical action. Namely, it activates a fan which raises or lowers a ball inside a tube.

Boring! They've gone with the wrong movie. If they were coming out with the Stephen King Firestarter Trainer, that would have been interesting.

At the very least, they should have included the ability to activate Jedi Force Lightning.
     Posted By: Alex - Tue Jan 20, 2009
     Category: Movies | Toys





Comments
This would sell like hotcakes if it allowed you to choke people without touching them.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/20/09 at 06:59 AM
IIRC this has to be an offshoot of the "real thing" being done by Milton Bradley which, BTW, builds some or US armed forces' weapons.

Come on, Maxx, SK's Firestarter? Naaaaaa..... Dude's made enough money. Let's throw it to someone else.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/20/09 at 08:08 AM
What is up with that kid's hair?
Posted by DownCrisis on 01/21/09 at 07:40 AM
DownCrsis, that's a side-effect of incresed psychic powers: the enlarging cranium. Eventually, he'll look like a Talosian from Star Trek.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/21/09 at 12:02 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a6/Talosian_keeper.jpg
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 01/21/09 at 01:18 PM
"HEAD! PANTS! NOW!"

"He's gonna cry himself to sleep on his huge pillow."
Posted by DownCrisis on 01/21/09 at 03:27 PM
LMAO maxx, I love your thought processes..
Posted by mrjazz on 01/21/09 at 05:45 PM
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