The ‘Merica Burger

A 100% ground bacon burger! And if that's not enough its topped with thick sliced bacon, bacon island dressing, bacon cheddar cheese and a fried egg. Its
BACON!!!
Comments
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THE bacon burger! Are you all drooling?
Posted by patty in Ohio, USA on 07/05/12 at 10:40 PM
9 minutes, eh? Well if you take 10 minutes to eat it, you gain one, right? So eat it slowly and live forever!
Posted by Baughbe on 07/06/12 at 07:23 AM
They missed making the bun bacon flavored. That would have truly rounded out the package.
Posted by KDP in Madill, OK on 07/06/12 at 10:20 AM
So if I eat bacon while I smoke, the cigarette's only going to cost me 2 extra minutes? This is news I can use.
Posted by BHicks on 07/06/12 at 06:12 PM
Wot a co-inky-dink! Today I stopped of for lunch at BK, and their limited time special was... A bacon Sundae! So, would eating that take a whole day (Sunday) off my life?
BTW, I didn't get one. Didn't see the offer until after I'd gotten my order of bacon cheeseburgers!
OK, I just did the math. Assuming 20 strips of bacon per pound, and best guess as to how many pounds of bacon I've eaten in my life... I died in 1996! Hmm, that would explain why it's so warm lately!
(Wait, I included bacon I've eaten since then... Does that count?)
Posted by Captain DaFt on 07/06/12 at 09:38 PM
Captain Daft is the Bacon Zombie! Now there's an internet handle for ya!!!
Posted by patty in Ohio, USA on 07/08/12 at 12:23 PM
That's it - I'm moving to California just to go to Slater's for this. Oh crap, its only for July? Aww, shucks.
Posted by done on 07/08/12 at 02:38 PM
With a clamato and bacon vodka Bloody Mary no doubt!
Posted by patty in Ohio, USA on 07/08/12 at 03:33 PM
Nope, watch grumpy old men!
Posted by miguel in twin cities, mn on 07/18/12 at 10:55 PM
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