The ‘Merica Burger

A 100% ground bacon burger! And if that's not enough its topped with thick sliced bacon, bacon island dressing, bacon cheddar cheese and a fried egg. Its BACON!!!

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Posted By: Alex - Thu Jul 05, 2012
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THE bacon burger! Are you all drooling?

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/05/12 at 11:40 PM

This aught to be worth a year

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Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/05/12 at 11:46 PM

9 minutes, eh? Well if you take 10 minutes to eat it, you gain one, right? So eat it slowly and live forever!

Posted by Baughbe on 07/06/12 at 08:23 AM

They missed making the bun bacon flavored. That would have truly rounded out the package.

Posted by KDP on 07/06/12 at 11:20 AM

So if I eat bacon while I smoke, the cigarette's only going to cost me 2 extra minutes? This is news I can use.

Posted by BHicks on 07/06/12 at 07:12 PM

Wot a co-inky-dink! Today I stopped of for lunch at BK, and their limited time special was... A bacon Sundae! So, would eating that take a whole day (Sunday) off my life?

BTW, I didn't get one. Didn't see the offer until after I'd gotten my order of bacon cheeseburgers! 😊

OK, I just did the math. Assuming 20 strips of bacon per pound, and best guess as to how many pounds of bacon I've eaten in my life... I died in 1996! Hmm, that would explain why it's so warm lately! 😛
(Wait, I included bacon I've eaten since then... Does that count?)

Posted by Captain DaFt on 07/06/12 at 10:38 PM

Captain Daft is the Bacon Zombie! Now there's an internet handle for ya!!! :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/08/12 at 01:23 PM

That's it - I'm moving to California just to go to Slater's for this. Oh crap, its only for July? Aww, shucks. :down:

Posted by done on 07/08/12 at 03:38 PM

With a clamato and bacon vodka Bloody Mary no doubt!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/08/12 at 04:33 PM

Nope, watch grumpy old men!

Posted by miguel on 07/18/12 at 11:55 PM

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