Turtle Loves Shoe

In the past, biologists have recorded examples of animals attempting to mate with "biologically inappropriate objects". Konrad Lorenz observed a parakeet who grew frisky with a "small celluloid ball." During the 1950s researchers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center witnessed a hypersexual cat who attempted to mate with a dog, a female rhesus monkey, and an old hen. And here we have a turtle with a shoe fetish:

     Posted By: Alex - Wed Mar 11, 2009
     Category: Animals | Fetishes





Comments
(a) Whatever floats your boat.
(b) And now we have proof of where turtle wax comes from.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 03/11/09 at 09:27 AM
So as a turtle, your pretty much stuck with doggie style, or turtle style. Letting the girl (turtle) get on top can cause you to get stuck on your back and die, huh?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/11/09 at 10:28 AM
Are you going to be attending any turtle dick parties in the near future, ahc? You may be waiting a while to use that line. If not, let's just say that you and I apparently run in totally different circles.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 03/11/09 at 12:54 PM
kingmonkey, you're not the only one running in a different circle than ahc. I don't ever remember turtle dicks being discussed at any party I've ever been to.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 03/11/09 at 01:02 PM
lol beckers! they probably gave the poor little guy a complex. the last thing any male wants to hear while having sex is someone laughing! hey is that turtle porn? adidas' are such cock teases. :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/11/09 at 02:44 PM
LOL @ 'turtle porn'! That's actually the first time I've ever heard any sound coming from a turtle. I thought it was kinda sweet. I would never say that anywhere other than at WU.
Posted by Skitt in SW USA on 03/11/09 at 03:40 PM
yeah i felt sorry for the little guy actually.
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/11/09 at 03:48 PM
I've never heard a turtle make any noise before ... and I have to agree, that was the cutest sound, in the most bizarre situation.
Posted by Nethie on 03/11/09 at 06:57 PM
nothin' says lovin'
like a turtle shoe shovin' :cheese:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/11/09 at 07:51 PM
How cute, he found his sole mate.

(yeah, I know someone already took the sole pun, but I had to do it...)
Posted by jswolf19 in Japan on 03/12/09 at 06:27 AM
outeast if pink was a human he would appear in a story here on wu! :lol: such as 'man has sex with mother's hat...while she's wearing it' :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/12/09 at 07:08 AM
AHC, I've seen plenty of dicks in turtleneck sweaters. Does that count?

And how did the handlers of Pink even figure out the hat thing?

Douglas Adams, we miss you!
Posted by DownCrisis on 03/13/09 at 12:48 AM
downcrisis why were you looking at dicks in turtleneck sweaters or otherwise? leave that to those of us who have an asthetic enjoyment of them. :wow:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 03/13/09 at 09:00 PM
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