Vampire Squid

Suppose you could take your lips and stretch them out to cover up your entire body....

...like the Vampire Squid.

     Posted By: Paul - Wed Oct 15, 2008
     Category: Animals | Horror





Comments
neat trick, turning yorself into a giant anus
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/15/08 at 11:02 AM
"Suppose you could take your lips and stretch them out to cover up your entire body...."

Are you insinuating that I can't?
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/15/08 at 11:11 AM
Jules--we see it done all the time!
Posted by Paul on 10/15/08 at 12:01 PM
Kingmonkey--I apologize, and tremble in fear!
Posted by Paul on 10/15/08 at 12:01 PM
CC--don't we all!
Posted by Paul on 10/15/08 at 12:02 PM
Paul-- It's a life saver around the office.

Sexybosslady: Knuckles (my real name), where is the client report I asked you to write up this weekend?
kingmonkey: **smiles nervously, then lips peel wide and wrap around entire body, leaving a quivering humanoid form of red, veiny tissue**
Sexybosslady: Aaaaiieeee! Jesus Chrsit! Aaaaah!
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 10/15/08 at 12:43 PM
That is what I would imagine is the last thing you see when you fork over a few dollars to a chattanooga hooker.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/15/08 at 12:51 PM
Madd Maxx--a winner! Chattanooga hookers have become a WU trademark!
Posted by Paul on 10/15/08 at 12:57 PM
Paul - Do I win a free years subscription to WU for that?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 10/15/08 at 12:59 PM
Let's take this new slang global! Uglier than a Chattanooga hooker LOL
Posted by Jules in Connecticut on 10/15/08 at 01:05 PM
Madd Maxx--we're sending you a Marvel Comics No Prize!
Posted by Paul on 10/15/08 at 01:15 PM
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