Velveeta Nail Polish

A new shade of nail polish from Nails.INC which promises that "the cheese scent will appear when fully dry."

That doesn't sound like a good thing.

And of course, there's the obligatory warning: "While our polish is cheese-scented, it is (unfortunately) not made of VELVEETA. Please don’t eat it."

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     Posted By: Alex - Sun Jul 03, 2022
     Category: Fashion | Food

Imagine sniffing a woman's fingers because they're cheesy and then being told she just came from the restroom.
Posted by Phideaux on 07/03/22 at 11:09 AM
Have you ever read the package? Velveeta is not cheese. It's cheese food. And, according to Gallegher, apparently it is what one feeds to cheese to make it grow up.

Any way it is presented, it is revolting...
Posted by KDP on 07/03/22 at 11:47 AM

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