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Here's an old-timey hair tonic with a weird name. The strange noun just means "helper."
Composed of "55% grain alcohol," it went down many an alcoholic's gullet, I'm sure.
Believe it or not, the tonic was mentioned in a SIMPSONS comicbook.
If you look at their ad below, you'll see why. The mutant female user resembles the famed Springfield three-eyed fish.