What A Croc

Aussie night out: First, go to the pub and get seriously drunk. Next, climb the fence at the local crocodile farm and attempt to jump on a croc's back. Finally, go to the hospital and get leg sewn up. Had it been warmer outside instead of the hospital our hapless Aussie would most likely have ended up in the morgue. But fortunately for him crocs get sleepy in cold weather. Oh well, there is always next weekend to try for that Darwin Award dude.

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Posted By: Alex - Wed Jul 14, 2010
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some people should not drink!

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/14/10 at 01:24 AM

They were Aussies, Patty. That's like saying, "People shouldn't breath."

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/14/10 at 04:20 AM

lol expat! :lol:

Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 07/14/10 at 08:19 AM

DO NOT get me started on jokes! I've been collecting them for a life time and have quite a repertoire.

But, I never, ever collect jokes that put people in a bad light or make fun of either people, animals, plants or inanimate objects. Only nice, clean jokes are permissible so as not to offend.

And now, onto real estate: I've got this fixxer-upper in downtown Athens....... :lol:

Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 07/14/10 at 11:17 AM

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