The Woof Washer

Not only cleans your dog, but also apparently gets them to stand still.

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Posted By: Alex - Tue Jun 30, 2015
Category: Inventions | Products | Dogs

Comments

I love the inept "before" shots - they rank up there with the hapless cook who thinks that stabbing at an egg is the way to serve it!

Since I have indoor dogs, who only rarely gat mud beyond their paws and muzzle, this wouldn't work for me. However, If I had small human kids, it might be a good play toy for hot weather, or for getting the sand off them at the beach.

Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 06/30/15 at 10:47 AM

When my dog decides to roll around in the cowpies, he can expect to be thrown into the canal. Full body immersion works even faster.

Posted by crc on 06/30/15 at 01:25 PM

"Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a clean dog out of this hoop!"

Posted by KDP on 06/30/15 at 05:51 PM

They have 2 minutes of video and they don't once show how you get the hoop into the middle section of the dog. If it was that easy, they wouldn't have had to animate that portion. They omit the taser part.

But didn't that one dog look a little bit excited?

Posted by Harvey on 06/30/15 at 10:22 PM

Mmmmm! The smell of 'wet dog'...

Posted by tadchem on 07/01/15 at 05:43 AM

Well hell yes it stays still if you have bike spokes driven into its body. Criminy

Posted by Flatus Maximus on 07/01/15 at 05:15 PM

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