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2 British EMTs were arrested, captured on audio debating whether to help the heart-attack victim or to report him as DOA (because the victim's phone was still open back to the 999 (911) dispatcher. The Times
Washington state presses a bold, innovative gov't strategy: If an illegal alien commits a crime, deport him instead of buying him room and board in jail. Bold. Associated Press via MSNBC
Washington, D.C., presses a bold, innovative, cost-cutting gov't strategy: If someone goes to the public library to sleep, kick 'em out. (Oh, but there's resistance; said an advocate for the homeless, it'll "be hard on people.") Washington Post
Yes, the lawyer fell asleep during his client's robbery trial, but nothing to see here, says a federal appeals court (since even a caffeine-addled Type A personality lawyer couldn't have saved this guy). Tampa Tribune
Matthew Peverada tried to rob Dipietro's Market twice, but there was no money either time, so he said he'd be back at 11 p.m. and that there better be money (unclear about money at 11, but there were definitely cops at 11). Portland Press Herald
It's tough being the $150,000 clone of your owner's beloved dog Missy and having the owner sarcastically dogging you, "Hrmmph! Missy was housebroken." New York Times
Washington state presses a bold, innovative gov't strategy: If an illegal alien commits a crime, deport him instead of buying him room and board in jail. Bold. Associated Press via MSNBC
Washington, D.C., presses a bold, innovative, cost-cutting gov't strategy: If someone goes to the public library to sleep, kick 'em out. (Oh, but there's resistance; said an advocate for the homeless, it'll "be hard on people.") Washington Post
Yes, the lawyer fell asleep during his client's robbery trial, but nothing to see here, says a federal appeals court (since even a caffeine-addled Type A personality lawyer couldn't have saved this guy). Tampa Tribune
Matthew Peverada tried to rob Dipietro's Market twice, but there was no money either time, so he said he'd be back at 11 p.m. and that there better be money (unclear about money at 11, but there were definitely cops at 11). Portland Press Herald
It's tough being the $150,000 clone of your owner's beloved dog Missy and having the owner sarcastically dogging you, "Hrmmph! Missy was housebroken." New York Times
Comments
Who would have thought a $150,000 clone dog could have been a less-than-perfect plan?
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/02/09 at 01:31 PM
or to report him as DOA
What do you expect when you use 666 upside down as an emergency number? The whole system must be ruled by Satan.
I would like to hear the tape.
What do you expect when you use 666 upside down as an emergency number? The whole system must be ruled by Satan.
I would like to hear the tape.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/02/09 at 01:59 PM
deport him
We weren't doing this already? I'll go one further. Why not stop illegal alien from entering in the first place?
We weren't doing this already? I'll go one further. Why not stop illegal alien from entering in the first place?
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/02/09 at 02:01 PM
kick 'em out
I don't want to have to step over the homeless while perusing the library.
I don't want to have to step over the homeless while perusing the library.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/02/09 at 02:02 PM
he'd be back at 11 p.m.
Making an appointment to commit a robbery? He's got balls that for sure.
Making an appointment to commit a robbery? He's got balls that for sure.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 01/02/09 at 02:05 PM
11pm - It sounds to me like he's a high school bully, and he expected the same strategies to work in the real world.
Posted by kingmonkey in Athens, Ontario on 01/02/09 at 03:01 PM
I'd prefer we just aim some heat-seeking missiles at the border....
Posted by BikerPuppy on 01/05/09 at 05:10 PM
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