More Things to Worry About
Meddlesome United Nations peacekeepers, wreaking havoc with
Cyprus's asparagus-pickers!
Reuters via Yahoo
Since banks have stopped lending in Italy, businessmen turn to the country's only viable source of liquidity:
the Mafia (to see Mauro, knock three times on the shipping container)
Washington Post
Police in Chula Vista, Calif., sought Romeo Montillano, 40, for robbing a Kmart in December and were pleasantly surprised to learn that he had signed up to
take the police officers' exam last week. (Bonus: Yes, he asked the arresting officers if this meant he couldn't take the exam.)
Associated Press via Seattle Post-Intelligencer
McKay Hatch, age 15, South Pasadena, Calif., damn sure better learn how to fight, quickly, because he's the now-notorious sponsor of his school's, and now Los Angeles County's,
"No Cussing Week." Associated Press via Yahoo
"Clowns of the World, Unite" was the call in Dresden, Germany, on Friday, when organizers tried to cheer up the world from its economic doldrums.
[Ed.: Good to have 'em all isolated in one place!] Reuters via Yahoo
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