Worst YA Hero Name Ever

     Posted By: Paul - Sat Jan 18, 2014
     Category: Detectives, Private Eyes and Other Investigators | Magazines | Odd Names | 1940s





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If the Man of Steel isn't encased in Kryptonite* and our cub reporter wasn't Jimmy Olson in disguise then there's way too much fine print to wade through.

*Kryptonite: Seriously the spell checker doesn't 'know' this word?
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/18/14 at 09:58 AM
There is only one actor who could pull off the role of Dick Swallow,
Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Can't you just imagine what he would sound like saying Dick's catch Phrase, "I'LL Blow You Away!" :lol: :coolsmile:
Posted by Tyrusguy on 01/18/14 at 10:29 AM
I think this name is just a gag.
Posted by Frank Harris on 01/18/14 at 03:40 PM
"I am Dick Swallow, you squinty-eyed sailor!"

"Yeah? Yarkakakaka, well blow me down!"
Posted by Captain DaFt on 01/18/14 at 05:21 PM
Dick Swallow, sounds like a gay porn star. :lol:
Posted by Patty in Ohio, USA on 01/18/14 at 05:58 PM
Dick Swallow! In Boys Life. The official publication of the, until recently, rabidly homophobic Boy Scouts of America.
Methinks thou dost protest too much.
Posted by Huntceet on 01/18/14 at 08:23 PM
I think that poor race car driver Dick Trickle had. trouble too..
Posted by lonely glen on 01/19/14 at 05:57 AM
However did they sneak that past the censors?
Posted by TheCannyScot in Atlanta, GA on 01/19/14 at 10:48 AM
Stealthily.
Posted by Expat47 in Athens, Greece on 01/19/14 at 10:55 AM
My brother-in-law is called Dick.

This is not funny in Dutch, not even when you take my own name into consideration.
Posted by Richard Bos on 01/19/14 at 11:39 AM









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