Ferguson Safety Smock

Ferguson Safety Smock

Why you should buy a Ferguson Safety Smock:

They're virtually indestructible.
They have no hard fasteners that can be filed into weapons.
They have no nylon hook-and-loop fasteners that can be torn off and used as a rope.
They include a sanitary belt "designed for self-destructive females on their menses."
Plus, they make a great fashion statement!

Posted By: Alex | Date: Tue Apr 28, 2009 | Comments (11)
Category: Fashion, Prisons

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