Category:
Bacon

Scratch-and-sniff bacon shirt


The smell lasts for up to 10-15 washes. Available here for $22.

The shirt is being sold by the the Lehigh Valley IronPigs minor-league club, which is also introducing bacon-themed uniforms. More info here.

Posted By: Alex - Sun Mar 02, 2014 - Comments (10)
Category: Bacon

Effervescent Bacon Tabs



"If you drop one of these magic tablets into a glass of water it will instantly begin to dissolve, creating a cascade of bubbles that will infuse the water with a delicious new flavor. But don't limit yourself to water. These Effervescent Drink Tablets work just as well in milk, juice or soda."
Available from Amazon.

Posted By: Alex - Sun Jan 12, 2014 - Comments (4)
Category: Bacon

Bacon-Scented Deodorant

"It's like an aphrodisiac for your armpits." Available from J&D's Foods for only $9.99.

Posted By: Alex - Wed Dec 04, 2013 - Comments (5)
Category: Bacon

FREE BACON!!

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Kansas State University is giving out FREE BACON to encourage attendance to the woman's basketball home opener! Road trip!!

Posted By: patty - Wed Nov 06, 2013 - Comments (7)
Category: Bacon

Brains and Bacon

I like bacon, but I think I'll take a pass on this. (via yuckylicious)

Posted By: Alex - Sat Sep 07, 2013 - Comments (13)
Category: Bacon, Brain

A Bacon Fiesta

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The perfect car, a bacon wrapped Ford Fiesta.

Posted By: patty - Sat Aug 31, 2013 - Comments (4)
Category: Bacon

Bacon Gifts For Father’s Day

Just in time for Father's Day -- the premiere collection of bacon gifts from Oscar Meyer!!

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There are three versions of bacon inspired gifts.

The Commander. The Matador. The Woodsman.

If it wasn't sold out, I would want the bacon and the multi-tool.

"The Messenger" is still available -- choose one of six cards like this one:

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Go to the website for full details, and an incredible video (click on "view film") where Paul Roudenbusch waxes philosophic on bacon cutting, curing, and smoking.

http://www.sayitwithbacon.com/#

Color. Cut. Consistency. Cure

The diamond comparisons are amazing!!

Bacon and Weird Universe. A marriage made in heaven!!

Posted By: gdanea - Wed Jun 05, 2013 - Comments (4)
Category: Bacon

Bacon Again!

Comedian Ron White once credited his wife with the idea of a product men could take that would make semen taste like chocolate and everyone had a big laugh. While bacon flavored condoms are not exactly the same thing, they sure reside in that neighborhood!

Posted By: patty - Tue Apr 02, 2013 - Comments (6)
Category: Bacon

“Happpy Bacon Days” from Those Bacon Boys

Alex, Chuck and Paul wish you

"Happy Bacon Days"

This may explain our preoccupation with bacon.

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Here's the real source:

http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/aea53b6c88/amazingly-terrible-christmas-cards#slide15

Also good -- number 5 and 7.

(Where can I get my own delicious vest and dress coat?)

Posted By: gdanea - Sun Dec 23, 2012 - Comments (4)
Category: Bacon

Bacon Emergency Tear Sheet

Just in case you are in trouble during the holidays, you may want to prepare this bacon tear sheet.

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Here's the source:

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2012/08/09/funny-pic-dump-8-9-12/pickmeupandshakeme/

What will you use your emergency bacon for?

Posted By: gdanea - Mon Dec 17, 2012 - Comments (3)
Category: Bacon

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