Category:
Chocolate

Chocolate Coffins

"This miniature chocolate coffin has a removable lid. Open it up and there is a skeleton inside. This chocolate treat is sure to please." Available from pushindaisies.com.

Instead of bringing flowers to a funeral, give some of these!

Posted By: Alex - Mon Dec 23, 2013 - Comments (5)
Category: Death, Chocolate

Follies of the Madmen #211

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Yes, aliens probably have never had a cup of cocoa until they visit Earth; and if individuals of their kind live for hundreds of years, that would indeed be a very long time to go without cocoa.

But you know what? Aliens, cocoa...? Forget it! I still don't get the connection, no matter how hard I try.

Original ad here. (Scroll down.)

Posted By: Paul - Wed Sep 25, 2013 - Comments (15)
Category: Aliens, Business, Advertising, Products, Chocolate, 1960s

King Ding Dong





If only the psychedlic-era King Ding Dong had been allowed to rule the Hostess company, they might still be with us today.

Posted By: Paul - Thu Apr 11, 2013 - Comments (6)
Category: Anthropomorphism, Royalty, Advertising, Chocolate, Junk Food, 1970s

Chocolate Shoes



Mmmmmmmmmm chocolate! Happy Valentines Day! Remember your special someone and make him or her smile.

Posted By: Alex - Wed Feb 13, 2013 - Comments (4)
Category: Chocolate

Nutritional Advice from BOYS’ LIFE

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Posted By: Paul - Sun Sep 09, 2012 - Comments (17)
Category: Magazines, Candy, Chocolate, Junk Food, Nutrition, 1930s, 1940s

Chocolate Toilet



This chocolate toilet was created by artist Art Domantay and displayed at The Project (Fall 2002 - Winter 2003). He titled it, "Sweet Ass."

But his toilet appears to be missing a toilet seat cover. Never fear. Creative Chocolates of Vermont offers a white-chocolate toilet seat cover for $15.



Note that the chocolate toilet is considered art, whereas the white-chocolate toilet seat cover is just a novelty item.

Posted By: Alex - Sun Jun 03, 2012 - Comments (7)
Category: Bathrooms, Food, Chocolate

Chocomania Toiletries

Now every man or woman can be Karen Finley, chocolate-smearing performance artist, in the privacy of their own home, without all the fuss and muss of melting several Hershey's bars in a pan on the stovetop.

The body butter looks more like coffee with lots of cream. But the exfoliant is choco-nasty.

Buy yours here.


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Posted By: Paul - Fri Apr 27, 2012 - Comments (6)
Category: Chocolate

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