7 Clicks (March 20, 2017)

7 Clicks
A Weird Universe News Service
March 20, 2017

Proportion (I): Bald, repeat sex fiend who murdered a child demands toupee in prison because: humiliation [BBC News]

News You Can Use: Having your [well, a mouse's--but anyway] whole body vibrated = "exercise" (A journal article! Endocrinology!) [Science Daily]

The U.S. House protecting rights of mentally ill veterans--to own a gun (and despite vets' suicide rates) [Huffington Post]

Proportion (II): He (Brazilian) killed her, fed her body to his dogs, served 7 yrs, released, now signs 2-yr pro soccer contract. [The Guardian]

Not Even Trying Any More: Sub teacher at Brookland-Cayce High in South Carolina showed up smashed, then kept drinking from her box of wine in class. [WIS-TV]

"The Friday bingo mindset seems to infect people who behave rationally all other days of the week"--director of the Holyoke, Mass., Council on Aging, following some "incidents" [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]

Your Call to Jury Duty: David Banfield, 63, Marathon, Fla.--entitled to the presumption of innocence? [Miami Herald]

Thanks to Peter Smagorinsky, Joe Littrell, and Chuck Hamilton.
     Posted By: Chuck - Mon Mar 20, 2017

Wino Teacher: A bit similar but not the bustle in the hedgerow! In 1969, I was in grade 11 and our teacher was a fair bit in need of some more sleep. He didn't have an alcohol problem, it was a Christmas party problem. As in once. We came up with a couple of cigarettes for him and sent him to the teacher's lounge. He left the home-work questions which we did. No harm- No foul.
Posted by BMN on 03/20/17 at 06:13 PM
Sub teacher: Hopefully, she later found help with her disease.
Posted by Virtual on 03/21/17 at 01:04 AM
The first one is almost as good as the convicted rapist, who became transgender, as was sent to a women's prison.
Posted by RobK on 03/22/17 at 11:28 AM
And isn't what David Banfield is accused of doing, what liberals are hoping will eventually be legal? After all, it is just as natural a function as breast feeding and people shouldn't be ashamed of doing it in public. Right?
Posted by RobK on 03/22/17 at 11:34 AM
Vibrating: Surely they already have those machines in gyms?

RobK: No, mate. It isn't. Except in your sick, diseased mind, not in those of the "liberals".
Posted by Richard Bos on 03/26/17 at 05:15 PM
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