A Strange “Robbery”

In order to be a crazy bank robber you have to be: 1. crazy *check* 2: a robber, not so much, In order to be a robber you have to steal something and he failed to do that. He's where he belongs though.

Methinks the teller needs to be seeing the shrink or, at least, the unemployment weenies.

Did the man threaten the teller in any way? Or did he just demand some money?

Seems like no crime was committed, since he didn't take the money. I suggest we all follow his example.

You have to admire his chutzpah, though. You just know how he would be treated today - gunned down like a rabid dog in the street.

Word association KDP, bank robbery and rabid dog- Dog Day Afternoon!

I'm playing golf with a friend and at the 3rd hole, waiting to tee off, we see a naked woman jump onto the fairway and run straight across into the woods to our left. About a minute later, we see 2 men in white coats chasing after her, followed by a 3rd man in a white coat. But he's carrying 2 buckets of sand. Not long after he trots across the grass, a little old man runs across too. At that point, I climbed in the golf cart and drove out to the old man.
"What's going on here?" I asked, a bit upset.
"We work in an insane asylum on the other side of the hedges. Once a week, that woman tries to escape, rips off all her clothes and takes off across the golf course. We give chase and eventually catch her, every time," he explained.
I thought about it for a moment and asked, "But what about the guy carrying the buckets of sand?"
He answered, "He's the lucky guy that caught her last week. The 2 buckets of sand are his handicap."

No, I'm sorry... not worthy of The Ultimate Joke Store.

Maybe no, but still pretty darn funny.