anthony zitnick

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F Stater Anthony Zitnick, 21, was apparently just showing off to his new chick that he knew a guy who legally kept wild animals at home, and he'll show you how cool he is by taking her over to check 'em out (since he knew the guy was away for the weekend). In the next scene in our drama, the couple has surreptitiously entered the house, and a cougar has jumped the girl, and has her head in its mouth, and she's shrieking and bleeding, and Anthony's just standing there, petrified (but a neighbor rescued her). Miami Herald [with Zitnick mugshot]
     Posted By: Chuck - Tue Nov 18, 2008

He was probably hoping to impress her enough to get some head...unfortunatly the cougar beat him to it.
Posted by Madd Maxx on 11/18/08 at 09:18 AM
I just laughed out loud, MM!
Posted by KW in Dallas, TX on 11/18/08 at 11:04 AM
21 w/ 16 will get you 25. got it Chewy?
Posted by avmayes614 in the wt"F"-State on 11/18/08 at 12:43 PM
"So, Cougar, dude, what did you do this weekend?", asked the Lion.
"Oh, well! I tell ya, dude, I got into a punching match with the guy next door and I got me some freaky, awesome head delivered right to my home!" Replied Cougar.
"Lucky dog," replied Lion.
"Um, Cat! That's 'Lucky Cat' pal!"
"Yep, sorry."

agent j
Posted by agent j in Toronto, Canada on 11/18/08 at 01:26 PM
The initial news reports on this said an escaped cougar had attacked the girl. This just aids animal rights groups in their efforts to outlaw the possession, no matter of how responsible, of animals.

Posted by Viaaf on 11/18/08 at 04:07 PM
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