More Things to Worry About
He's serving 50 yrs for hijacking an airliner in 1980, but his big concern now is that
he's a "great songwriter" oppressed by prison officials' keeping his music out of the hands of Britney, Pink, and Springsteen.
St. Paul Pioneer-Press
The five guys just sitting around the Gymbox exercise center in London
(including two dwarfs and a fat guy) are actually just there to be lifted, for people bored with lifting inert weights (Bonus: They give out "attaboys" while you lift) (Seriously).
Reuters via Yahoo
Christian humility sits out three quarters in a high school basketball game as parents and an assistant coach urge their Convent School team to run up the score
(and they did, 100-0).
Associated Press via Yahoo
Kychene Venable, 36, was caught in Buffalo, N.Y., with 44 containers of
deodorant stuffed down his pants (and believe he must've shoplifted them, but on the other hand, possibly it was just a personal thing).
Buffalo News
Rhode Island animal-protection advocates got ticked off when a judge ordered only community service and a fine for serious pet-abuse (with "pets" meaning
the guy's 280 pet rats).
MSNBC
The ex-sheriff in Granbury, Tex., applied for unemployment benefits by likening
electoral defeat to being "fired." United Press International
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