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"It took him years of practice and dozens of bruised, outraged ladies, but he's perfected it. She's under his spell."

"Get all knotted up when she floats by? Relax."

"There they were at the snack bar... this one and her sister Eileen (roughly 38-20-38). He smiles; she smiles. He spoke; she responded eagerly. Asked him to watch the kid for a few minutes. That was two hours ago."

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"Our hero's had a hard day. He had to set up the hammock. And he had to crawl into it. Exhausting. Now he's ready to collect his reward."

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